Official Notice of Kovaze Fine

Issued by: The Totally Legitimate and Extremely Serious Kovaze Council of Orderly Updaters Date: November 3, 2025 Subject: Penalty for Chronic PYN Neglect After an exhaustive investigation (mostly consisting of sighing loudly and checking logs twice), the Kovaze Council has concluded that user Vans has once again failed to update their PYN. As this is a repeat offense, and since the Council’s patience is thinner than an undercooked pancake, a fine of 250 Kovaze Coins has been issued. The deduction will occur automatically, with appropriate levels of judgmental staring from our automated systems. Please note: further negligence may result in additional fines, mandatory PYN appreciation courses, or being ignored in all future PYNs. -written by chatgpt xoxo