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these are real quotes said about PRIMES btw!
https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/2977
"PRIMES literally built this store. she is the reason WowPlatinum's club exists. without WowPlatinum, Kovaze would burn to the ground. WowPlatinum inspects every single item that's shipped to Kovaze. she milks the cows for milk in the store. she cuts up the meat for the deli. she built the store with her own two hands. she provides thousands of people with jobs out of the kindness of her heart, when in reality, she doesn't need employees. WowPlatinum can run Kovaze by herself. I love you WowPlatinum" - Oprah
"When I was 12 we were about to lose our house. A property development company was going to turn it into a golf course. PRIMES found a treasure map in my attic, took me and my friends through tunnels and caverns, filled with booby traps. But lead us to safety, found the treasure, saved our house and even caught the Fratellis!" - Sin
"As I was exiting Walmart , I put a cig in my mouth and realized I had no lighter . PRIMES saw my frustration from across the parking lot . She immediately picked up a rock and a stick and ran over to me . She looked at me and she said she said , with a finger in my face , she said “wait” . I waited for about 3 seconds before she was able to spark a flame . As she light my cigarette she said “your welcome” and Nonchalantly waltz into the store . I was in awe . You’re the best PRIMES !! Congratulations again !!! Employee of the week every week!" - PosterBoy
I once broke my finger in Streator back in 1993! It was PRIMES who carried me off the softball field and all the way to the hospital right on her back where she changed into scrubs, x rayed, and casted my finger! I couldn’t sign my own name for 6 weeks so PRIMES, being the excellent customer service agent that she is, went everywhere with me and signed for me, amongst other things that I won’t mention in public! 
I’ve been looking for her ever since, thank God for this post!" - Joshua


2 votes, 21 points

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these really are all true
Where is the 🍄?