steviexo demands your worship

Get on your hands and knees and crawl to steviexo. You will be rewarded for your loyalty with eternal life. The price of betrayal is 1,000 deaths. Some will be quick and you will be gone before you even know what happened. But others will be so painful and torturous that you will beg for death to arrive just so it will end. So, are you ready to pledge your loyalty to steviexo yet?