am i allowed to say
everybody
do u guys like my avatar
it doesn’t make fucking sense
i have a confession
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i have a confession
Sankey
i am not a hilarious and charming 23 year old girl named Cassie, i am actually a 72 year old man named Clarence from Ohio. my wife found this account and now i have to log out. so sorry you’ve all had to find out this way. i love my wife miriam and i regret the pantomime i’ve kept with many of you for over a decade by now.
- Clarence Bumstick
Cleveland, Ohio
3 votes, 53 points

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we still love you Cassie even tho you are geriatric
By
JessieKowalski,
24th of November 2025
666 i asked miriam. she said no.
By
Sankey,
24th of November 2025
CLARENCE EUGHHHHHH

By
DOOM,
24th of November 2025
ok but can i still get my custom
By
666,
24th of November 2025