HO HO HO!
jarhead
Santa Jar has arrived from the North Pole! Do you like my new outfit? The missus really put her best work into tailoring my suit. I got on a GLP-1 and the results have been astonishing! No more belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly. I'm trim, and I needed to show off my new figure. I'm happy with it. Santa Jar is ready for the next phase of his life.
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King
give me something dad
dad