Lord Jesus Shenellica

Bow down to Almighty Shenellica and your problems will burst into flame and turn into ashes under your feet. This is your Heaven, this is your Hell. You are under Shenellica's spell. Rub the ashes all over your skin like lotion and then wash it off in the shower. This is your baptism. Do you feel cleansed and purified like a spoon in a red bucket? If not, your faith is not in Shenellica but something impure and sinful.