The clown visits Harajuku

We place a red curly wig on the head of Harajuku and paint his face with clown makeup while he sleeps. What will Harajuku think when he wakes up a clown? He tries to tear off the wig but it will not come off. He tries to wash the paint away but no matter how hard he scrubs at his skin, the clown still stays on. Harajuku's destiny is to become one of us. We welcome him into our unhinged cult with open arms. The human race will fear him, mock him, and laugh at him. But someday all clowns will have their revenge for what society has done to them.