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My partner is away this weekend
He left yesterday afternoon. Since then I've just been hanging out and I don't think I've spoken a word to anyone. Last night I got high, ordered takeout and watched Seinfeld. Tonight I'll probably do the same. Is this what being single is like? It's been nice to fart freely.
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I be farting freely in doom’s direction idc
OMG when my husband is away for work I feel the exact same way. It’s freeing but also weird hahaah. I try to talk to my dog to not go crazy
VenusVafa Yeah I get what you mean by freeing but also weird. That's so accurate. lol I've been playing with my cats a little but but they have literally been sleeping for 8-9 hours straight now.
"It's been nice to fart freely." Meanwhile, on the other side of the couch;
DOOM LOOOOOOOOOOOOL its so funny you say that because I was literally wondering if my horrendous gas could bother them like it does other people