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🚨ATTENTION, BOTTOMS 🚨‼️ You 🫵 have been drafted 🫡 to SLUT 😛 IT 😈 UP 😏 one last time in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣! It’s time ⏰ to join 🎖️your fellow 🗣️ WHOREcruits 😤 on the frontlines of the 🚨 war on jugs 🍈🍈 and 🥊 fight 👊 for your 🫵 right to PAAARTY 🕺🏻🎉. You better pucker up 💋 and report 🫡 to 💦 Gooch Camp 🏕️ at 00:00 hours ⌛️ to kiss 😚 all your homeboys 🫃👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 goodnight 😴. Bottles 🍾 WILL BE poppin’ 🥂 as balls 🪩 are droppin’ 😏 so you 🅱️etter get that thang 🫦 on the spank tank 👋🏻 🍑💥and catch a ride 🤠 to Fort Jacksoff 🍆💦😩 asap ⚠️‼️⚠️‼️ Send to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your toxic ❤️‍🩹 slituationships ✂️ to wish 🍀 them a SUCCessful 🤤 and BBLessed 🍑 Twenty-Twenty-DICKS 😛🍆. If you get only 2️⃣ back, your midnight 🕛 kiss 😘 will give you 🫵 beard 🏳️‍🌈🧔‍♂️burn 🔥 and COVID-9ween 😷🤒🤕🚫👎🙅🏻‍♀️. If you get 6️⃣ back, all of your Blew 🌬️ Year’s wishes 🧞‍♀️will cum 💦 true 🤩. Get 0️⃣ back and I 😌 will send your 🫵 full name 📇 and social security number 💯 to the 🇺🇸 US Army 🦅💥🔫😍