what the fuck is goin on

is Wow Platinum a masculine name?!?! why does every single person think i am a dude when they meet me! i have gotten so many “Hey king” “Kingggg what’s up” messages i feel like i have grown a (very large and impressive) penis. #GenderWowCorrectly #WowIsGirl and don’t u dare tell me to put on a wig my shiny white bald head is beautiful