Starting a New Blog series called Weird things my boss says to me at work

Some background on my boss, she's like a late 50s early 60s tall skinny lesbian woman. She's so so so weird and I love her so much. I'd post a picture of her but I don't want to doxx her or myself, but imagine like a stereotypical artsy sort of strange lesbian aunt with a gray pixie cut. Anyway, today at work she was telling me about her first date with her partner (we spend a lot of the day just talking to each other) and she said: "We met at this restaurant in this building and we found a pack of cigarettes on the floor and smoked them together" The only thing I could think to respond with was "nothing more romantic" and she enthusiastically agreed.