Fellow Kovazians, First and foremost, I stand for the Megachurch. The Megachurch is not a thing. It is not a place. It is not an idea. It is a way of life. Its borders are imaginary. Its reach is infinite. Its influence is mostly vibes. The Megachurch lives in the fiber of our existence, in the group chats, in the side-eyes, in the absolutely questionable decisions we make at 2 a.m. As Head Priestess, I am here to rise as the Cult Leader you didn’t ask for—but absolutely deserve. I was never part of the old sites of the past. I carry no ancient beefs, no dusty alliances, no “remember when” grudges. I come to Kovaze unburdened by lore, armed only with fresh perspective, raw ambition, and a frankly alarming comfort with power. Am I the most qualified? Maybe. Am I good at the games here? Absolutely not. Can I make you promises if elected? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. But what I can offer is chaos, confidence, and a firm belief that leadership should be felt, not explained. Vote Megachurch. Vote vibes. Vote power that admits it loves being drunk on itself. And please—donate to my campaign. The Megachurch accepts all offerings.

hwest14 why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?

Foox and Kemi are already launching smear campaigns against me. DO NOT LET THE WEALTHY HOARD THE WEALTH. Donate to the cause here: https://kovaze.com/Elections

in so many ways for real

https://kovaze.com/Elections can't wait to serve on the Kouncil and represent the PEOPLE. thx love y'all <3 <3. Even 1 Koin helps xox EDIT: OMG THANK YOU to my 500 & 200 Koin Donor. <3 (and others with $1 donations). I will make u proud I promise

Absolute lowest possible PRICES https://www.kovaze.com/boutique?username=Shenellica

long after they are off the front page, and why is it Icebeast

I'm watching Traitors UK right now and the one thing about the round table that really gets under my skin is when they have 5 or 6 people show their little chalkboards and profoundly say "I voted you because you'd just make a really great traitor." Really, that's your reasoning...I wonder if the host is like, nope, not who I picked, you're so off.

clothes , BB backround and more 🔥 https://www.kovaze.com/shopping/20

always come out

we’re doing tengaged court on kovaze

The Kapitol on February 6th?

to campaign for Kouncil, so here I am.

I'm thinking of removing Elo for Hysteria, and instead having a 1v1 "Training Ground" game (it would be a side feature like bingo) where you get matched with an opponent and play a comp against them which will change your elo. This should satisfy both the practice comp crowd and still have a competitive elo scene for those who want to climb! I loved the idea of having elo for games but I'm not sure the site is big enough yet to sustain fairness in an 11 person ranked game. I also think Hysteria would in turn become more exciting if players could swing big without fearing their elo dropping. This begs the question though - Waiting Rooms or no waiting rooms? 1 Game at a time? Lots to think about. Share your thoughts!

I've always said that this website is for all of us, by all of us. A few months ago, it was quite easy to scope out the general sentiment of the website to determine the direction we go in. As the site has grown, so have the suggestions and complaints, and I have been too busy with admin work to stay on top of the diverse opinions of our beautiful community. Introducing: The Kouncil - 5 users selected democratically to voice the opinions of their constituents. They will not have any special powers, but will join me in Kouncil meetings where we will discuss the current affairs of Kovaze, and partake in Kouncil votes which will shape the future of Kovaze. I will still spearhead the bigger updates on the website as I am confident in my ability to deliver what the people want - but the Kouncil will step in when there's uncertainty regarding what the people want. This is not a paid role, including Koinz. You should want to do this because you care about the site. You should be well connected in the community to know what the people want. You should not have any self-serving motives and I will personally make sure of that. Each month, we'll be holding Elections which operate in two stages: Nominations, and The Election. During the nomination phase, anyone can nominate themselves to run for Kouncil. You (or other players) can place a donation bid for your campaign. The top 10 most funded campaigns will move on to the Election Phase where they will answer questions, as the rest of the site votes for their preferred candidates. (Note: Donations will not be taken from unsuccessful campaigns) We hope this helps build Kovaze in the direction of the people!

it is currently 43 degrees on my island and is only getting hotter. it has been 24 hours of us unable to search for food due to the temperatures. WE HAVE NO WATER. WE HAVE NO FOOD. WE USE OUR ONLY DROPLETS OF WATER FOR FOOD AND FAIL MISERABLY. this game is against our human rights, the whole cast is about to be medically evacuated. PLEASE sin sponsor us with some water and food before it’s too late.

i have missed this place :)

It's my birthday!

Simply post the design you want and the shop/boutique.

Today's Winners: Cherry and Marilise! Comment below a number 1-10 (I am playing on 10 cards today) and if I win on your card, I will enter you into a drawing for a prize! If I don't win today, I will just do a drawing for anyone who comments! I won Bingo all 4 times yesterday (11AM, 11:30AM, 11:PM, and 11:30PM) lmao IDK how but I am on a lucky streak and it's much easier to win the AM ones so get your guesses in!!!

I lost my baby boy lucky yesterday, I just don’t know how to feel I’m devastated but know it was in his best interest to be put to sleep as he was riddled with cancer. I’m just emotional and can’t stop crying 😭

The challenge was SHAPES Rebranding: 286 WALK Ralts023: 3 WALK DID YOU FUCKING DIE MID CHALLENGE?

that’s all.

not feeling well mentally this evening. hope u r all well

the game is dead!!! Get rid of waiting room and more people will play!!!

long after they are off the front page, and why is it Icebeast

whose alt is miami I was partnered with him yesterday and he was beating me in every comp, which I know what ur going to say "OMG EVERYBODY CAN BEAT YOU" but no NEW user is going to just immediately do well in like words, codebreaker, and holey, chain pop and match sure bc they are intuitive but there are learning curves to the comps I listed before that you just dont know. Like I know I dont have a firm receipt but the receipt is like in my heart and you just have to trust me. and tbh I wasn't going to say anything but then they threw shade at me in the race lobby so I am imploring the public to supply any and all evidence to get this alt and possibly dangerous secretive user BANNED from this safe space.

You're the best brother ever I'm thankful for you. You mean so much to me. I think you're very fabulous and very interesting. We both feel like we don't fit in anywhere. We both understand each other so well because we're so different. I always need you. It's always very fun spending time with you and talking about many things with you. 💙👽 clown

before it showed your partners score. I would always just lie about my score because I was embarrassed, I would get like 200 in shapes and be like "oh I got 250" and then prayed that with all the transportation my partner would never clock me. And honestly I stayed unclocked, good times. 😎