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Fellow Kovazians, First and foremost, I stand for the Megachurch. The Megachurch is not a thing. It is not a place. It is not an idea. It is a way of life. Its borders are imaginary. Its reach is infinite. Its influence is mostly vibes. The Megachurch lives in the fiber of our existence, in the group chats, in the side-eyes, in the absolutely questionable decisions we make at 2 a.m. As Head Priestess, I am here to rise as the Cult Leader you didn’t ask for—but absolutely deserve. I was never part of the old sites of the past. I carry no ancient beefs, no dusty alliances, no “remember when” grudges. I come to Kovaze unburdened by lore, armed only with fresh perspective, raw ambition, and a frankly alarming comfort with power. Am I the most qualified? Maybe. Am I good at the games here? Absolutely not. Can I make you promises if elected? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. But what I can offer is chaos, confidence, and a firm belief that leadership should be felt, not explained. Vote Megachurch. Vote vibes. Vote power that admits it loves being drunk on itself. And please—donate to my campaign. The Megachurch accepts all offerings.