STORYTIME 2: Hot Fireman on a Canoe
One time about 2 summers ago i got really high and went to the beach and saw a sandbar a ways from shore. I was looking for a place to lay my towel and lay down and i thought omg that would be so cool to do it there. I can't swim but it wasn't far enough where i had to swim to get there. I laid my towel down and started sunbathing. Boom 2 hours went by before i remembered i was on a sandbar. The water touching my feet "woke" me to my senses. I looked around and here i was on a small ass island kind of far from shore and the island was getting smaller and smaller. I realized at this point the water was too deep for me to swim back (i can't swim!!)
So i started to panic! I called to the strangers on the shore for help but i don't think they realized I was calling to them? they kind of just looked at me like oh who is that weirdo waving their arms. I called my parents who were at a birthday party like "hi so im on this decreasingly small little sandbar in the ocean and i need help to get to shore." The way i wasn't even that far. Any swimmer could have made it back easily but I'm a stupid 24 year old man who can't swim despite living on the east coast of canada.
My dad came about 15 minutes later to come get me but he isn't a great swimmer either. The look on our faces as two dumbasses on either ends of this ocean realized neither of us could get to each other. My dad ran over to a beach house property and STOLE their boat but couldn't figure out how to work it. So he ended up calling the fire department for my dumbass.
Next thing i know two coast guard looking people came over to the beach (with no boat mind you) and just STARED at me. I was like yes hello I need help and this island is SHRINKING and so is the daylight. Then these two firemen came and hopped into a little boat and paddled over to me. They were so hot, and i was so embarrassed. One looked at me and he was like are you okay? I said yes but i am so embarrassed. He said its okay man you were a ways out (No i wasn't...) it happens sometimes. I was like yeah i guess but sorry for wasting your time! That smile he gave me, that damn smile... he was into me i just know it.
Anyway we made it to shore and to my surprise there were 3 COP CARS, A FIRETRUCK, THE COAST GUARD, THE NEIGHBOURS WITH THEIR CAMERAS OUT, THE NEWSPAPER TEAM, AND SOMEONE BLOCKING TRAFFIC ALL IN THE PARKING LOT???? I WAS LIKE HELLO I DID NOT NEED THE ENTIRE TOWNS EMERGENCY TEAM HERE. HONEST TO GOD A LIFE JACKET THROWN ON A STICK WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD ENOUGH? i was not THAT far, I just needed a little HELP! THESE TAX DOLLARS- WASTED. I was so mortified. And why are the neighbours taking pictures of me who are you?! I get into the car finally and look in the mirror. My eyes were BLOOD SHOT RED. I was SOOO OBVIOUSLY HIGH. I was so embarrassed. My parents looked at me with huge disappointment but they laugh about it now. That night the hot fireman messaged me on facebook (No idea how he got my name or found me) and was like "heyy im the guy on the boat you were talking too. dont be embarrassed :) it genuinely happens all the time!" I was like oh! hey...
anyway
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sorry i apologize for my comment omg its kinda a scary story i wouldnt have joked..... i am glad ur ok but now u have a story to tell for life.
Space no its just a funny story in general hahahah ur good
(i can't swim!!)
One time about 2 summers ago i got really high and went to the beach and saw a sandbar a ways from shore. I was looking for a place to lay my towel and lay down and i thought omg that would be so cool to do it there. I can't swim but it wasn't far enough where i had to swim to get there. I laid my towel down and started sunbathing. Boom 2 hours went by before i remembered i was on a sandbar. The water touching my feet "woke" me to my senses. I looked around and here i was on a small ass island kind of far from shore and the island was getting smaller and smaller. I realized at this point the water was too deep for me to swim back (i can't swim!!) So i started to panic! I called to the strangers on the shore for help but i don't think they realized I was calling to them? they kind of just looked at me like oh who is that weirdo waving their arms. I called my parents who were at a birthday party like "hi so im on this decreasingly small little sandbar in the ocean and i need help to get to shore." The way i wasn't even that far. Any swimmer could have made it back easily but I'm a stupid 24 year old man who can't swim despite living on the east coast of canada. My dad came about 15 minutes later to come get me but he isn't a great swimmer either. The look on our faces as two dumbasses on either ends of this ocean realized neither of us could get to each other. My dad ran over to a beach house property and STOLE their boat but couldn't figure out how to work it. So he ended up calling the fire department for my dumbass. Next thing i know two coast guard looking people came over to the beach (with no boat mind you) and just STARED at me. I was like yes hello I need help and this island is SHRINKING and so is the daylight. Then these two firemen came and hopped into a little boat and paddled over to me. They were so hot, and i was so embarrassed. One looked at me and he was like are you okay? I said yes but i am so embarrassed. He said its okay man you were a ways out (No i wasn't...) it happens sometimes. I was like yeah i guess but sorry for wasting your time! That smile he gave me, that damn smile... he was into me i just know it. Anyway we made it to shore and to my surprise there were 3 COP CARS, A FIRETRUCK, THE COAST GUARD, THE NEIGHBOURS WITH THEIR CAMERAS OUT, THE NEWSPAPER TEAM, AND SOMEONE BLOCKING TRAFFIC ALL IN THE PARKING LOT???? I WAS LIKE HELLO I DID NOT NEED THE ENTIRE TOWNS EMERGENCY TEAM HERE. HONEST TO GOD A LIFE JACKET THROWN ON A STICK WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD ENOUGH? i was not THAT far, I just needed a little HELP! THESE TAX DOLLARS- WASTED. I was so mortified. And why are the neighbours taking pictures of me who are you?! I get into the car finally and look in the mirror. My eyes were BLOOD SHOT RED. I was SOOO OBVIOUSLY HIGH. I was so embarrassed. My parents looked at me with huge disappointment but they laugh about it now. That night the hot fireman messaged me on facebook (No idea how he got my name or found me) and was like "heyy im the guy on the boat you were talking too. dont be embarrassed :) it genuinely happens all the time!" I was like oh! hey...