Poor dead baby Jaded

Most people only ever die once, but Jaded will get to many times. He laughs at the screams of those who saw him in the coffin at the funeral. They cannot believe he is up and walking and they scream in terror. One even has a heart attack, but Jaded said "one corpse requires another. The Earth demands we trade lives." He buries the woman in the coffin once meant for him so it doesn't go to waste.