🦈 SHARKS II: BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPION 🦈

I don’t know what’s louder — the ocean or the fact that I WON AGAIN. That’s right. Two seasons. Two crowns. Same shark. Different victims. 🏆🦈 And since I believe in transparency… Sharks will officially be OPEN TO THE PUBLIC next week. If you think you can dethrone me? Sign up. If you think you can outswim me? Try. History says otherwise. Now… let’s pour one out for the fallen. Some of you were legends. Some of you were lessons. MissChloeKay - Starting us off strong. You came in polished and poised… and left before the theme music finished playing. I was sad to see you go first because you deserved more screen time — but someone had to set the tone. Crayadian - You had potential. You just didn’t have positioning. It’s like bringing floaties to a tsunami. Respect though — you tried. xcharliex - Lowkey strategic but highkey invisible. I eliminated you and half the cast didn’t even notice. That’s not shade — that’s analytics. Chibi - Why do we always cross paths? You’re sneaky and subtle and I genuinely enjoy playing with you… which is exactly why I couldn’t let you breathe too long. benopolis - You were chaotic neutral in human form. I never knew if you were with me, against me, or just vibing. Cutting you felt like closing 17 open tabs at once. TheWoman - Strong presence. Strong opinions. Strong target. You were never going to coast, and I respected that. Still had to sink it. Amandasings04 - Socially smooth. Too smooth. You were getting comfortable, and comfort in Sharks is a death sentence. I was sad about this one — you could’ve gone deep. Suicide - Round two for us. Intense, loyal, and always playing hard. You never half-play. Eliminating you felt strategic… but also like unplugging a power source from the house. DOOM - Big name. Big energy. Not enough numbers. You were intimidating in theory — in practice, I made it manageable. gagaluv - You were floating under the radar in the most dangerous way. Quiet sharks are the scariest. I was happy to cut you before final waters, but I won’t lie — you had win equity. Bagel - Why are you so likable every time??? It’s annoying. You make it hard to justify eliminating you. But that’s why you always have to go. With love. Sin - Unpredictable. Dramatic. Strategic. You’re the kind of player who makes the season iconic. Taking you out was necessary, but the entertainment value dropped 3% immediately once you lost in the Finale. Thank you Kovaze.