Welcome to Kovaze: The Rules

There’s no crying in the office. If you have to cry, go outside. Okay? And if you’re sensitive and somebody hurts your feelings, I don’t give a fuck. This is not group therapy, so get over it. We’re not really mean, but we’ll say mean things to you for sure. But just know: if you’re crying, having a bad day, or have been knocked around, the best thing to do is come back. Some days just suck.