Ranking Xakim Usernames
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Ranking Xakim Usernames
xeni changes usernames faster than the weather changes. it's always a surprise to see some new name that has played lots of games and has a million designs.. until you realise the culprit behind the avatar.
this is his 7th (and obviously not last.) name, but ranking of the 7:
7. xeni - idk this one just isn't giving the flavour that some of the past names has given.. xeni. this isn't you, Boilbby.
6. Laurant - when this name first appeared i just assumed you were a woman* named Laura and added a couple extra letters.. but it grew with time.
5. Xakim - well half the site just goes by their name (included yours truly duh) so there isn't anything crazy about this one. But Xakim has a classier ring to it than half these dating app no-profile-esque names. Hence it gets bumped up one. A better X-name than Xeni.
4. Nuke - if this wasn't a term used day-to-day on the site, it could be ranked higher. also if it wasn't a term that .. doesn't apply to you. but conceptually it's topical, relevant, efficient. Just not for you.
3. Airi - it seems Airi became the new Boil in the sense you kinda ran with this name a bit into Orgs etc. When is Cowgirl getting her org flowers... this one just stuck well with you.
2. Cowgirl - this shortlived robbed queen. objectively this is like the trashiest name kinda, but she served gif quality and entertainment purposes. This one also had a really emotional backstory when I asked you why this was the name and your answer was.. well what one could imagine.
1. Grim - as a word like Grim is.. a bit Grim, but as a name for you on kovaze dot com, it ... worked? Grim reaper almost in the sense that going against you in comps is likely to end in defeat... there was just a lot of potential with this username and it had a good run. It also lasted longer than most the names in this list so it gets an auto-boost anyway for longevity.
this was a really insightful but time consuming 7 minutes ranking these 7 names, but i wouldn't change it for the world. thank you, Boilbby.
okay see you in 3 days when an 8th name is added to the list.
18 votes, 239 points

Comments
wait omg i love Airi. . .
i like Xakim
I love xeni she’s so sweet
no Airi truly was the light of my life and she was just so sweet. I miss her.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO IM CRYING HELLO?
xakim is the best one
I only knew him for Hisoka
Xakim is perfect that should be the name
He had a horrific one before it notified everyone of name changes
Beanz or something but better than half the list
honey I think that was a different account. He had that one when he started, then switched to the Laurant account when he wanted to start designing
honey beanz??? that trashy queen is giving objectively bad but top 4 retrospectively.. cowgirl's preceder
His actual name is low key the best name on the site so he should have kept that!
I liked Airi, but other than that they mostly suck and classic Xakim was my favorite.