Previously on Angie’s Island, our newest bombshell Poof shook up the Villa by entering coupled up with Envious. After the couple's arrival I let the Islanders know that we needed to spice things up even more. I texted the Islanders and let them know that today in the Villa would be ‘Shady Question Day’. Very creatively named I’m aware. Before the Islanders answers were even revealed things in the Villa got a bit heated. Here’s a recap of the past 24 hours. Dimitra once again stunned in a new Bikini. She wanted someone to ‘play’ with as she was feeling super sexy! Sensing that no one in the Villa was matching her energy, Dimi vented in the confessional. All she wants is to be a hot girl who does hot things (i.e. have $3X) and life in the Villa has become somewhat boring to her since no one else seems to be reciprocating her energy. Elsewhere, Dimi’s couple Kodua revealed they were now officially a doctor! Quite the odd couple these two were. Beauty mixed with brains is always a dangerous combination. Here’s hoping that after the reveal of Kodua’s big news her relationship with Dimi can be on the up and up. Maybe they can take things to the next level romantically. Poof and Wes tanned out on the turf while Jaded put tanning oil on Tisha. The four had a bit of a kiki over being the ‘Hottest’ couples. DImitra got back in the confessional in ANOTHER new bikini to say that someone stinks! The smell is disturbing her peace. Wes gave Poof a cute little smooch after their day bathing in the sun. He reflected on being the pass-around party boy of the Villa thus far having been in three different couples since the beginning. He felt hopeful that he can make things work. Glitter, Unfortunate, Melanie and Cristi laid low and decided they didn't want any screen time today. Poof attempted to pull Kodua for a chat after finding out they both worked with medicine. PosterBoy took it upon himself to invade the conversation which deeply angered Poof. Things escalated quickly as Poof then brought Sprite into things saying, “Sprite must like liars to be in a connection w u [PosterBoy]” Sprite was not liking this energy at all. She retaliated by saying that Poof is “notoriously one of the most emotionally unbalanced people on kovaze.” This opened the flood gates for more Islanders to say their peace, most notably being Justini, Sprite’s former couple. Justini took a stance and publicly alerted the Villa that he was #TeamPosterBoy in the beef with Poof. The catty Islanders sent shady gifs and memes for a little bit longer after that until they had tired themselves out and went to bed. Waking up the next morning, Glitter could tell her edit was slipping and told the cameras ‘I’m confident in my couple’ in an attempt to get her ten second screentime. Mission accomplished, good work Glit. That’s about it! Exciting stuff in my Villa thank you Islanders for giving me content to work with. It’s very much appreciated. Now let’s see these shady questions and answers. The Islanders were let known that all of their answers would be anonymous. I will reveal just the results, not who said what. That’s for the Islanders to figure out on their own. My first question was: “Which Islander Would You Want to Steal For Yourself?” The Islander most wanted to steal for themselves was Envious. He received Four votes overall, clearly despite being ran through by now the other Islanders didn’t seem to mind. That or maybe his past couples want him back. Tisha received just one vote less than Wes, it’s clear that the OG Bombshell was still on a lot of people’s minds. Dimitra, Justini and PosterBoy all received votes as well. The next question was: “Which Islander Do You Wish Would Be Dumped?” This question saw the most spread-out answers. Tying for first with only two votes each were Cristi, Nikky and PosterBoy. Jaded, Kodua, Tisha and Poof all received votes as well. Wanting to find out who Dimitra was smelling I asked the question, “Which Islander Smells Bad?” Receiving a clear majority this time was cristi! I personally was shocked by this as I always felt her beauty pussy smelt like lavender and vanilla, but the Islanders clearly do not agree. Nikky and Justini followed closely behind Cristi, what a smelly couple! Jaded, Poof and PosterBoy all also recieved votes. Moving on, I asked the Islanders: “Which Islander Do You Want Cuddle Up WIth Post Season?” Once again with a clear majority, Envious received the most votes! Clearly, he had this Villa entranced and had unlimited options. Unfortunate, Tisha and PosterBoy followed behind in votes with Cristi receiving one vote. Next up was a mean-spirited question: “Which Islander Has The Worst Fashion?” Sprite led this poll. Sure, let's just make fun of the girl taking an artistic risk. Her couple PosterBoy was second in the poll with the rest of the votes being scattered between Dimitra, Kodua, Envious, Nikky and Poof. Keeping up with mean questions: “Which Islander Is Here For The Wrong Reasons?” PosterBoy led this vote with the largest majority amongst all the questions. Something about him wasn’t coming off as authentic to the Islanders. Like previous questions, Envious, Kodua, Cristi, Jaded, Nikky and Poof all received votes. The last question: “Which Islander Would You NOT Bring Home To Meet Your Family?” Sprite and Nikky tied in this poll, which is pretty Transphobic if you ask me. Envious, Kodua, Cristi, Jaded, PosterBoy and Poof all received votes. That’s all for now! SIKE ASF AF I have one more announcement! It’s time for a brand-new bombshell! Islanders, please give a warm welcome to Lewis! Lewis is a bombshell that’s bringing OG energy! Back in the day when Arena was standard only, me and my good sis Lewis would run that game like the navy. He's a good time looking for a good time in the Villa! With Lewis’ arrival we are now at uneven numbers meaning when I next meet with the Islanders it will be for the Recoupling Ceremony where one Islander will be dumped from my Villa. Good luck Islanders and prepare yourselves, don’t your summer vacation end just yet.
