someone gift bunny some nail polish designs. those puppies are out and they are BARKIN!!!!
bunny
amandasings04 we need to build morale sister
AngieKStan
Bring back spartagow for just one more day.... I need to end him one more time.
honey
FlopCiTy
For what I believe is right no matter what the price. Maybe I didn't know these users well enough to speak on their behalf, but mental illness is a very real thing and I don't think the people suffering from the mental illness should be the only ones punished. I think the people that go out of their way to try and intentionally trigger someone with a mental illness to the point of no return should face a punishment too!
Local scientologist Sin was seen inside the Royale gamemaker's chair manically cackling. We managed to catch up with Sin and ask him about what he is doing about the current state of the celebrities house and this is what he had to say... "Koolness234 has a sloppy lisp! that's why I rigged the poll to get him evicted!" more to come on this groundbreaking story...
AngieKStan
La Da Di La Da Da I'm His He's Mine Bobby
Sin
will no longer have the *privilege* of coming back after 2 months.
Imon
I'm new here. Gift me something 😘
why is it not as hydrating as water i fucking loveee coffee but i love water too. but i struggle to find that balance. its just annoying that coffee doesn't do the same thing for me as water because it literally is water is it not
cswaggerr
Help 😭
DakotaMagic
her stew esperanza koolness234
Would you rather see get another chance? Spartagow, KittyCupcake123 or RoseMulet?
skinny
hi kovaze... yes it is me, user skinny... i saw all my fellow celebrities were doing introductions, so i thought well, better late than never <3 i am a British diva currently being discriminated against in the CELEB household, being the only non-american player. the time-zones are absolutely disgusting and are at 5am / 5pm for me. I have actually went out and bought some eye masks to help the bags I will be getting for the lack of sleep <3 thanks events team. some of you may know me from REDACTED website, i didn't really play games for like 4-5 years, i was too busy having a laugh with my girls baza76 (bailey), gabrieltrezza (gabrielle) and hints (angelica mai)... who i hope you all remember. i am still in touch with those divas till this day, we are blood sisters! the girls say hi but i have not yet convinced them enough to dedicate to the kovazian lifestyle... it is a work in progress. anyway i don't know what more to say except i love beyonce! kovazia has been a blast so far, it is a lot nicer than the toxic place REDACTED once was! it's also very refreshing being a lone wolf here without my friendship group because i am getting to know a lot more people rather than just secluding myself to a friend group, so thank u to all the divas i've laughed with so far <3 i thought i'd add a lil pic to put a face to a name with one of my labubus and bikini bottom fishes and also a picture of me with my sister hints who some of you may remember :) hope u can all support me in the big celebs house and thank u for the support so far <3 kisses for my little fishes x
Benopolis
And I will post a message said about you previously in 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗺, if you have multiple I will pick my favorite. Not gonna say who though unless I feel like it 🤫 (Skipping any Fam members obviously) ■ Medusaluh CLASSIFIED — 1/6/26, 1:15 AM Is medusaluh dead on arrival in the royale or How do we make a poll ■ 707 Couldn't find any, but you change your username a lot so it makes sense ■ Brookie Jake #Jaded — 2/24/26, 1:19 PM my mom brookie she ended illya ■ Mittens CLASSIFIED — 10:28 PM IS MATT MITTENS NON BINARY? ■ Space CLASSIFIED — 1/23/26, 12:43 PM chris is already x5 better at space in guitar ■ AngieKStan Wes — 2/17/26, 12:58 PM You constantly are either complaining or bitching about me and it’s honestly getting old benopolis — 2/17/26, 12:58 PM then leave im glad somebody leaked to angie mom ■ Cristi CLASSIFIED — 2/27/26, 1:25 PM high and cristi fighting on the blogs page? when two opps go at it ■ MaxOra CLASSIFIED — 1/2/26, 11:17 AM my mom MaxOra we go way back to 2013 ■ PosterBoy benopolis — 4:35 PM a friend of posterboy or sprite is an enemy of benopolis ■ hausofkimchi Connor — 12/29/25, 7:26 PM Kimchi isnt a nuke Wes ■ Fiji None, sorry. ■ Basil Wes — 2/11/26, 7:58 PM Congratulations to Basil and Envious, you have won The Race! 1 minutes ago ■ Itsamodernlife CLASSIFIED — Yesterday at 8:04 AM modern is not as sweet and nice as everyone says. ■ joeburrow CLASSIFIED — 3/1/26, 7:12 AM i hope my queen krista (Redacted) is at the meet up ■ MarieEve CLASSIFIED — 2/22/26, 6:46 PM jaded style marieeve and irishcraic are in the eye of low elo royale ■ mp231 bibi ^-^ — Yesterday at 10:05 AM is mp231 good at chain pop ■ 707 benopolis — 1/26/26, 4:03 PM a friend of chibi is an opp to benopolis ■ Koolness234 benopolis — 2/25/26, 2:30 PM i think they are jealous actually, because we really are friends and are so succesful at the same time, Koolness hit the nail on the head though, the people who clutch their pearls and are like "PREMADES BAD" would be in the fam if they got an invite people say the fam is a cult but honeslty i would pick my mom koolness over everybody here in royale like that really is my girl ■ Tisha CLASSIFIED — 3/1/26, 2:41 PM Tisha bitch Monty ■ Idol searching idol was a mistake there was so many about survivor or the show the idol but I find one with CJ CLASSIFIED — 12/14/25, 10:47 PM notnicky trying to decide if he should bowl for a $50 grand prize so he can afford his parents basement rent, beg for his ex cj back or kiss kovaze moderation ass ■ Rawritwasnick None, sorry. ■ lolicapolica CLASSIFIED — 3/1/26, 6:04 AM mom thats why lolicapolica sucks at race ■ Poppy CLASSFIED — 2/27/26, 7:39 AM no like i’m glad it was me and not zay honestly but i left my computer open so i know who was responsible for it ian. ☾ — 2/27/26, 7:39 AM bald who CLASSIFIED — 2/27/26, 7:40 AM Sisterini MotherFart GabCo and Poppy ■ chazz Zay ❥ — 2/8/26, 8:18 PM Jaded: 300000 Dream: 200000 Runaways: 134664 AntonB: 128690 owlsand: 123534 Metropolis: 108718 chazz: 104673 chanel: 102039 graciequeenn: 101688 ■ NotNicky333 lmao I dont think anything will top the one I put for Idol above. ■ Melodrama Zay ❥ — 2/27/26, 8:10 AM chanel out jtee and melodrama in ■ JessieJedi CLASSIFIED — 2/25/26, 4:11 PM you know the rules my mom jessiejedi wants to be in the fam ■ Glitter ian. ☾ — 2/26/26, 11:24 PM GLITTER MY QUEEN LOL Wes — 2/26/26, 11:25 PM Next fam member Ian we kinda need her in our outcasted ian. ☾ — 2/26/26, 11:25 PM LMAO no fr all of the sudden.. im working with ralts and glitter ■ Frostbite ian. ☾ — 1/21/26, 4:20 PM i remember i was w frostbite the other day and i asked him for his first deal, he responded with saying he had 3 cases left and i was like oh. i was shook cuz it was only like 20 seconds into the round ■ Bradi Jámès — 2/25/26, 10:08 AM bradi robbed ■ Luxio CLASSIFIED — 1/7/26, 8:05 AM Confirmed Mods: Kemi/Bagel/Connor/DK/Bomberv ■Gabs CLASSIFIED — 2/17/26, 12:32 PM why did you tell Gabs I was in the eye ■FlopCiTy None, sorry. ■Lifeiscool CLASSIFIED — 2/27/26, 8:40 AM imagine killing style illya and lifeiscool over dream and jtee like bitch what ■Mackey CLASSIFIED — 12/15/25, 2:04 AM ghetto mackey like attacked druhby for 2 hours straight about her kids and didn't even get a warning ■PureEssence CLASSIFIED — 1/8/26, 4:04 PM We kind of need pure essence in the fam (This one didnt age well lmao mom) ■KaliMinaj ibai — 1/28/26, 6:24 PM AntonB: 10750 KaliMinaj: 10750 Mario23: 10730 Im nom in arena idk where are those 20 points in the guitar I got all the things ■QuizMan None, sorry. ■Sprite Damian! — 5:29 PM I’m sad Illya took noors spot on sprites worst person list ■Nebula None, sorry. ■xcharliex CLASSIFIED— 1/13/26, 8:28 AM i will kill myrself for xcharliex my dad is so loyal ■Yawnha CLASSIFIED— 12/16/25, 11:07 PM im sick for ben nothing worse than losing to yawnha ■Amandasings04 CLASSIFIED — 2/25/26, 3:31 PM i shot Amanda sings im attacking amanda sings everyday i hate amanda sings so much ■3pi14159 CLASSIFIED— 2/6/26, 12:39 PM if 3pi has any say in the council he wont want any pocs joining race ■Adam CLASSIFIED — 12/18/25, 2:52 PM It was Brandt Well Brandts idea and he made it and mathboy posted it ■Sisterini CLASSIFIED — 1/12/26, 8:43 PM I blocked Justini and Hwest today Those two will be my targets every single game ■Lexey None (This one actually surprised me) ■Poof CLASSIFIED — 1/4/26, 4:30 PM Poof started talking so i hit leave call ■Woofums ian. ☾ — 2/26/26, 7:28 AM everyone remembered where they were when woofums won that labyrinth final ■Maddie bray — 12/25/25, 6:42 PM my mom maddie was so pressed tn bc im in the fam ■bigdizzleyomama andrew — 12/25/25, 12:51 PM and then greedy is loyal because he secured the final immunity which was an iconic comp that they took away (relics) and secured benjamin the win Saftronbtr— 12/25/25, 12:51 PM lmk when the next fam outcasted is tho andrew — 12/25/25, 12:51 PM ben wouldve lost next to bonnie
Sin
will no longer have the *privilege* of coming back after 2 months.
Cristi
Need to know is that my pussy is beauty
and ill tell you if id kill you in royale if I saw you in my location Idol - id kill you sorry rain - 100 arrows coming your way Glitter - kill Nebula - killing unless you have food for me Amandasings04 - social threat, so im chasing you around til you're dead CarltonRS - if you have another friend in the game I unfortunately have to kill you. Maddie - you'll be dead before I get the chance, but never PosterBoy - remember when you tried bombing me and failed? I didn't forget sexytex - i tried once and felt guilty so I wouldn't probably rawritwasnick - you're dead. onyx - never onyx itsamodernlife - and we're done. 50th for you. daze - id eat berries and kill myself for you. never. naughtynacho - no, but only to avoid the psycho rant in my dms after i do it. ily christos - never christos. my fav axelius - yes, before you get 10 bombs and do it to me katheryn - i wouldn't be able to sleep if I did this. never. Poppy - i'll let you survive. lover - kill manon - saving u ilyy Mittens - ily you're safe with me <3
Sprite
Why on earth are we giving KIttyCupcake123 a 14 day ban while also flinging rosemulet/charlotteflair/memphisgrizzlies off the site for being "trolls" like what is the difference...? is the difference that kittycupcake has more friends on the site than charlotteflair did? what are we doing i dont think kittycupcake123 is at all more of sound mind than someone like charlotteflair so i dont get why that specific troll gets perm banned and brought back and then 3 day banned and then 14 day banned and we just have to keep going through this mod_clarke Mod_Lexa Sin idk other mod @s it does make u go "Hmmmm' when someone whos a little better connected gets unlimited chances while someone like rosemulet (also deserving of a permanent ban- i would say i was the one spearheading the whackings against her) receives no second chances. #TheNoticer #INoticeThings #SpriteNoticedSomething This is not to hate on the mods who already receive an inordinate amount of hate for what i assume is a volunteer job but idk
Nick33
(part time)---But the pay is $75/hour! 🙌🙌 I'm gonna have to nail this interview🤞
koolness234
One of my biggest regrets about Gage was that I had to defeat the pedophile army, because the others mods were not, and it took all my time and energy and made me want to quit the site, which I eventually did, and left. It was sad that I could no longer really enjoy the website I grew up on without getting harassed by people for banning their shitty cheating friends, and simultaneously having to deal with all the pedophiles with little to no help from other mods. Literally frostbite put in more work then moderators. I was so sad when it went down because I wanted to play one last stars, and I never got to, and it really just tugged on my soul everyday, and then came Kovaze.com and I've reconnect and made so many beautiful friends and some enemies who IVE GIVEN THEIR LICKS. I was so happy to get the experience of playing stars with you all, even if you are all nasty foul people who have watched my name be dragged in the mud, and did nothing to defend me knowing full well I was not the big bad boogeyman you all painted me out to be. THANKS MAMA SIN for letting me play and giving me another shot, and a ride on this train. Thanks all my housemates for making memories with me I will carry to the grave. jane hope you are healing koolness234 adam my little shady nyc snake jaded I am locking you in tonight. You understand. kaliminaj a real woman Jtee sorry I blocked you love you so much Airi You smell nice Envious they thought we had a f2, we should have love you king, skinny Flex that arm for me so tight okay hug roshan tonight @cswagger I use to dislike you for your racist friends but I love you so much callum I hoep your OF is doing good lewis I gave you your lick, you gave me mine, its all fair now chris HSEIH WINS WIMBLEDON 2026 BANNED USER CUPCAKE I GET IT I DO bubba welcome to the bunker dani my fellow minority woman gone too soon shrimp deserved so much better mackey I tried to save you girl I did gominai sorry we didnt talk harajuku MY JUKU BIG MAMA GIRL FEEL BETTER AND HEAL Theblindcook taken out by the old hags newbie bias too soon eliotwhi we could have ran this house if you logged on once little shit FIRST TWO EVICTED LOVE YOU BOTH
Matriarchs AngieKStan and Amandasings04. Chanel MissMiranda Lolicapolica PosterBoy Benopolis Sisterini Sprite Jane MaxOra and Kodua yeri (currently dead but that’s our daughter) WeakProduct (evicted me but saved Angie so it’s ok) Friends of: Sobriquet and Biancabae. Groundskeeper of the estate: DakotaMagic Stylist: Dimitra shrimp to prove a point Trade: Bobby
and i'll describe how I imagine you look irl. idol - skinny white cis male 707 - dark skin, long hair, glasses, toned ass and legs ethan - shaved head, beard, glasses, overweight but working on it lexus - idk posterboy - clean cut white man, punchable face, gold watch, kinda republican looking but also athletic daze - skinny white cis male itsamodernlife - handsome price with a nice smile and cool hairstyle, also very athletic (never misses chest or arms) desh - idk
dino - yeah maddie - no carltonrs - no notnicky333 - one of the worst on the site honestly daze - no angiekstan - no onyx - a lil crazy but no desh - no itsamodernlife - no ur a sweetheart connor - british sam - daddy no Amandasings04 - i feel like a lil mean and mentally unstable but no deep down Axelius - no NaughtyNacho - no Adam - obviously not ily RawrItWASNick - no katheryn - omg never... ur the sweetest samsam - no Jaded - no
Brxan
for a BRUTALLY honest opinion from the most CONTROVERSIAL Kovaze user. If I do not know you, I simply will say I do not know you. 707 - Honestly let me just really get into you. I have no idea whether or not your bitch ass even likes me anymore and I do not give a fuck! I am going to bother you everyday and I am going to annoy the fuck out of you every chance I get because I personally love you! I think you probably know the most about me and I tell the most to you for sure. You can be a great friend or a really distant emo boy, it really just depends on the day and whether or not drinks are involved. Overall, you are one of my favorite people ever and I always smile knowing that I can bother you any time I want. bradi - Well throwback! I honestly do not know much about you anymore but back in the day I like really did not like you. I think you were very much annoying to talk to, play games with, and be around. Who really knows how much you have changed in the years that have preceded that! I do think you probably have grown up and are a more tolerable person than you were, but only time will tell if I actually fuck with you. itsamodernlife - When I first met you honestly I thought you were nasty and annoying as fuck. I did grow to like you in that same game we were in and I kinda fucked with you heavy toward the end! You did come on this site and I always targeted the fuck out of you, but if I were you I would take that as a compliment since that just means you are a threat to the queen's crown. I have nothing against you anymore and we do not really talk but maybe the future has something different in store for us. Glitter - I do not fucking like you. Idk who you are or what this alias is but I do not like you at all after our singular interaction together and if you are who I think you are then I am very disappointed. joeburrow - I did just now hear about who you are and I have pretty mixed feelings. Idk whether to say you are a queen or create some fake beef in my head. I do think maybe back in the DAY we were kinda good friends and then we like really did not like each other, but either way it has been a long time since then so maybe we are better now! Cristi - You know what back on the other site I was told to hate you by my close Spanish friends, but they turned fake on me coming to this site so team you. Fuck those bitches and I love you and your pretty pussy! Lover - I am not publicly saying how I feel about you. If you want to know you can pm me.
cswaggerr
Again 😭. This is ridiculous.