I need a break from editing fucking shoes, so I'm going to critique the photos from the current photoshoot from #DNTM2. I love this theme. I hate the Bachelor/Bachelorette in general, but love the theme, so I can't wait to see what is in store. Here is my opinion as an alumni who gives constructive feedback and is not being an asshole (hopefully) just because. You can't learn from just being plain rude :) Prompt: Confident with 3 men competing for her attention. Needs tension, seduction, and mystery in her final choice. Besides critiquing, I'm also going to give a short recap on how your season went in this fan fiction Bachelortette season you were in. Check the photos here :) https://kovaze.com/group_thread/82 ______________________________________________________________ Maris: I like the pose. I sense the seduction. We can remove the men honestly which I think could be a concern in the judging of this since I think that should be an element for this photo. You seem to be interested in them, but you could be thinking about cheese or taking a nap. The guy in the back looks like he is about to pinch you, which if you are into that stuff, more power to you. I think this is good, but could be better with the additional elements required for the prompt. Season Recap: Your season probably starts off where you are excited looking for love, but realize all of these men are fucking disgusting and you can't eliminate them all so you the rest of the season is you just ripping them a new one and the fans love it except the FB Moms who are literarlly in cardiac arrest because you eliminated Nathan, the hunky Chrsitian Football Coach that saved a bus filled with kittens that he caused in the first placed, but Nathan could do no harm. Jane: I really love this. Your pose brings so much mystery, and the blank, but red background is perfect for a promo for the Season Finale, where it will say "Who Will Jane Choose?" Very elegant, and honestly, you look so pretty in this. This is my favorite photo of you so far BUT I have to make some notes on the choices with the men which I think the times I have looked at your photos the little details hold you back a bit (IN MY OPINION!!!!!). The men sitting around are an interesting choice, and I think it would work better if it didn't look like they were in kindergarten, sitting on the rug, holding hands, and learning how to burn a witch (the education system these days). It seems a bit silly. They may not be doing that, but perspective is a key thing and that is what I see from it. Also, the guy whose back is against us. I think he should be on the opposite side, looking up at you cause right now it looks like he is looking at your ass...which is fine but ruins the illusion. Maybe have the guys' faces on picture frames, or keep the triangle you had but with the guys in different positions? Those were just the two things that caught me off guard, but besides that, I really love this photo. Season Recap: Your season is set in Disney because ABC got Disney money so it is like prince this and princess that shit and you look so magical. Season goes well until the final 3 men decide to leave you and become a thropple...on the bright side Disney supports the gays by airing it. It was either that or say the men decide to leave the competition for "creative differences". Cristi: I know you are on a murdering spree in Royale, so please don't add me to that list even though I am not playing, but I am a bit of a fan of this photo. It is giving sitcom vibes rather than The Final Rose. I just see the three guys and you saying, "Aw, shucks, I don't know who to choose," and then you wink at the audience because we know who it is since the first episode. I do love the background because I think a romantic setting for the final is great decision and you look wonderful, but I think a bit more serious in this case would have helped. Plus, some minor details threw things off between the prompt and just the photo. For the photo, I see the guy on the right holding an invisible cup. It is giving a community theatre performer who forgot his prop so he is pretending he has a cup vibes. Plus, we are supposed to have a mystery of who gets the rose, but I think we all know who you pick. Also, the guy in the back is definitely looking at your boobs....pervert. I think the imaginary cup guy, too. You have great ideas, it is just the executions aren't hitting the bullseye, which hopefully you will get there because if you do keep up the momentum, you will have a great journey. Season Recap: Your season gets really hot and steamy and that isn't because there were technical issues with the hot tubs. The producers had to tone done the final cut of the season by a lot, but there is unrated versions of your season being sold. The man you chose was happy for about 20 mins, but then you got bored and left him for the hotel concierge named Frank. lLuckygc : This is fine, but I think this feels a bit safe. I think it meets the requirements. Rose: Check Three Men: Check Tension, Seduction, Mystery: Eh.... I like the pose and everything, but it is safe and with this many people left, I think it is fine. If it was like final 6 or something, it would not be. Not a fan of the three men being literal clones. Yes, you can say triplets, but that is just lazy. Season Recap: A typical season. Nothing too scandalous. You find the love. You break up. You end up on the spin-off. BRAT: This is a different route, and I like it. The pose is simple, but the way you are presenting yourself, holding the rose, and the cigarette help sell it. I wish the other two men were doing something else besides lighting the cigarette...that is already lit. Maybe one pouring a drink, another fanning you, spraying perfume, prepping you with a new cigarette, holding the butts from the cigarette, etc. I get the vision you are presenting, and I just think all of them should be doing something different that would make sense. I'm a details gal <3 Besides that, this is a good photo. Season Recap: You pick all three men because they are your personal playthings, and you don't care if production yelled at you for not picking one; this is your life, not theirs. Now you have three bitch boys that follow your every move. Medusaluh: In a perfect world, this would be a great shot...but not this shot. If we removed everything around you, I think we could have worked with something here. The New York setting is nice, but I think nighttime would be better. I do like the signs as a touch with the messages, but I think it should have had more of the mystery of who you would pick. The three men are giving AI Brainrot video vibes with their facial expressions, and they all look the same, which I am not a fan of. Now, if I were not thinking of that, the image looks like you are picking us instead of them, and they are upset, but still their reaction needs to be a bit more realistic. Besides all of that, I do like the pose and something about the fisheye camera snap (I think that is called), I do enjoy it, it is just the stuff around it that really throws things off. Season Recap: You realize by the end of the season that men are ickky and date women because men suck. Sprite: It is giving "Paint me like one of your Kovaze Girls" vibes. There is a lot of mystery because I don't know what is happening. Are you picking someone from the three or are the two guys next to part of a trio and the third guy just finished painting you, and the trio is like ooo and ahh??? Why are you tickling your painting's chin? Are you in love with yourself cause there are like 500 million pictures of you (okay, like 10, but that is a fucking a lot). Is this a given Bachelorette fantasy or more American Horror Story? I like this but when I think of the prompt, does it scream The Final Rose? Now I will be angry with Old Man Jenkins about the men being the same. I know it is only two, but the third one is probs the same as well. Besides that, I love the pose, and it is a piece I think I could look at more and more and find more details about it (good ones). If this was a general photo with no theme, TOP PHOTO but with a theme/prompt, I am a bit torn. Season Recap: The whole season is spent finding you. You were playing a long-ass game of hide-and-go-seek with the men, self-eliminating themselves. MissKant: First, BRAT this is what I meant with the cigarette thing. Okay back to MissKant. Your image looks like it is in the same home as Sprite's with the aesthetic and everything. For a hot second, I thought Dimitra posted an alt version of Sprite's photos. The pose is very well, and with the help of the men, it adds that additional touch (some pun intended) to it. I appreciate how each of the guys is doing something different to get your attention, but you are still giving us attention. I think leg touching or tie pulling, man is the winner. Lighter man seems bleh. The lighting is nice, and I like the aura shine that you brought as well. The only big complaint I have, which I have been telling everyone, is the men. All three are the same. I think one might have a different hair color, but still the same. You could have changed them up a bit. Season Recap: Your season started off rough. There was a GAY SCANDAL. Two of the men were doing butt stuff on the first night. Quite the scandal. Furious, you said, "If any of you are into butt stuff, you need to leave," and half the cast left, but their butt stuff was just butt stuff, while the butt stuff we caught was other things that I can't say. Then the rest of the season was just awkward and you forced the crew to not show any butt on the camera. The irony was that your season aired during Pride Month. GatoPisado: Just like with lucky, this is fine. I think you could have played a bit more with the prompt and had more fun. I do think it is cute that you are lying on top of the men. I wish I could do that, but that involves finding three men to be attracted to me and not attracted to each other...the setting is giving Meeting in the Ladies Room, and you are about to do some non-Christian Woman things there, which is perfectly fine. I do not slut/whore shame in my blogs. I am only inferring this cause of the purse on the countertop. Something about the lighting I am not a fan of. Maybe it is too bright or just not fitting with the image. Dim it a bit. Also, again, the men are very clonish. They may have some different outfits, and the middle one seems a bit different by a touch, but still clonish. Season Recap: You found love and was happy. Like it was a good season somehow cause the last four seasons were train wrecks...like there was actually a train wreck in one of the seasons. Nobody was injured but the budget. KaliMinaj: This is nice. When I first saw it, it was giving TV Drama vibes with the motel background and your pose. It is a bit hard to see the rose, and the three guys seem to be in their own realm. One is praying, which may be praying to get picked. Another is giving a pose, like trying to calm the situation. Is he trying to calm you? The other...idk what he is doing. Must be a pretty boy privilege where he could do no harm. The more I look at the pose, the more I think it is fine, but it needs to be somewhere else, like maybe on a couch or a bed. I just feel like the floor isn't the best spot for it. Besides that, nice job. Oh and 2 out of the 3 men give clonish vibes and no twins twist. We aren't on MTV. Season Recap: Due to budget cuts from Gato's season, the entire season was filmed from a motel. Best move ever. From dealing with the nasty bugs, to the stale food, and the pool that was filled with bleach instead of water. You may not have found love, but you survived that hotel. Antog: I love the pose, especially with the finger on the mouth. It is giving. Who is Antog's Bachelor? Only she can tell. I love the light above you, with the flower petals falling. Sasha Velor who??? The men all over you like me on a rotisserie chicken, YES! This is very great but I have some small things that would make this perfect FOR ME! I wish some of the petals were in front of you. Not to cover you but just a couple. Different men. Tired of this triplet clone twist. I know one has a different shave than the other, but still. WHERE ARE THE NAILS??? Instant DQ! That is like leaving your house without your head. You need the nails. Besides that, great job! Season Recap: Amazing season. Each elimination was heartbreaking. One guy left his wife to be on here. There was a surprise where the camera operator was like I love you and joined the competition. Production planted a house fire in the mansion and all the men did what they could to save your life and only TWO were in the hospital. In the end, the man you chose declined to be with you, so they gave you another season, which is currently in production. Also Traitors is calling you. akaliuchis: This is very similar to Antog's photo, but it looks like a prototype version of it from before we got the final version. I think there needs to be more lighting in the photo because there are so many dark colors, and we want to see their full potential. The back leg is kind of awkward in the pose. I do like how you turned the front leg, though. I do enjoy the smell of the rose; it is a nice touch. I am having trouble giving a full critique because I keep thinking of Antog, which makes it worse, as your photo is placed right after theirs. Also, the clone of men. Season Recap: Your season was fine, but you it took you 5 episodes to decide a winner between the finalists. People were annoyed but ABC didn't care cause they got the money. Eventually, you chose someone you eliminated in Week 1 because you said, "We had the connection, but I just needed to know." It was so confusing, but I just read the recap, so I didn't waste time watching it. manyomash: I really enjoy this! The masquerade style is elegant and provides a nice style/theme for a final rose ceremony. Yeah, you just added a mask, but hey, one little accessory can make a change. I love the outfit and the way it looks, which makes it seem like you are being lifted, and I wish your back leg were hidden to help with that illusion, because from a quick glance, you are, but we see you aren't (I wish you were lifted). You seem to be enjoying this and this is a night that you don't want to end and you wish you could pick all three (just do it). Part of me wished you gave the men different color masks to differentiate from you, like maybe red ones, but that is just a me thing, but I love them. Oh clone alert. Good job! Season Recap: The theme for the season was Summer of Secrets. Each man had a secret that, once you eliminated them, their secret was revealed. Some revealed that they were into roleplay, wrestling with piggies, and even going to sleep to old ladies yelling for their husbands to come home for dinner. You picked someone whose secret was that they were Hannah Montana, which was a shock because you were also Hannah Montana. TREND ALERT: IDENTICAL TWINS & TRIPLETS _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Rankings: 1st: Antog 2nd: Jane 3rd: Sprite 4th: BRAT 5th: ManyoMash 6th: MissKant 7th: KaliMinaj 8th: Maris 9th: Gato 10th: Lucky 11th: Akaliuchis 12th: Cristi 13th: Medusaluh

🌹 THE Final Rose 🌹 POSTED https://www.kovaze.com/group_thread/82 #DNTM2

Hello models, Once I read the prompt for this week I was so excited to see this photoshoot since it seems easy to at least not miss the point since a lot of you were just doing whatever. Let's go ahead. Maris - Idk if being first always is just a bad place to start since I always start bored with you. While I think this is your best week, it's week 4 and I still haven't gotten anything exciting from your photos, good nor bad.I looove the look in your eyes but I feel like the stockings cheapens the photo a little bit, making a bit too porn. Jane - I feel like you're starting to get the hang of it. idk if it's the bald head or what but the last two photoshoots you have been killing it for me. This photo is so classy, the back showing a little bit is so sexy without being a whore, the lighting hitting only you to let these bitches know who is the important one in the room. Not having your face show to the camera and not having a background is soooo risky but you made it look soooo good. Keep it up, I feel like we have another strong contender forming in front of us. Cristi - This looks so cheap and cliche :S While females are usually smaller you are the PROTAGONIST and you're being overshadowed by the male models. I haaate that the man is holding a rose, I know that in spain we don't have this show but it's just very distracting, who is the main model? You look so shy and timid to be there and Paris makes it look so much cheaper. lluckygc - This is just giving sending the first option chatgpt gave you cause there's no details, no refinement, nothing interesting to look at. Nothing specially bad either jusy veeery bland and boring. Brat - Is he offering to light up your cig with a candle? xD Dress gloves and heels being all different reds are such a big no for me, it's so distracting. Also I kinda lose the rose with your dress, it took me a while to find. I do like the male model on the floor cause men ain't shit but that's about it. Medusaluh - What happened to you? I was sooo excited to see your photos after week 1 and it's just getting worse and worse, idk if you lost your vision with the makeover or what has happened exactly to you. The proportions are god awful and while I do appreciate trying something different, I don't understand why the men are not loving you, I guess they're scared of that big ass hand nor why you are in the middle of NYC lol It's not giving sex, love, romance or anything that was asked for. You even lost your high fashion eye on this one. I'll give you your flowers that your competitors seem to be taking ideas from you. Very dissapointed this week with you. Sprite - The more I have looked at this photo I'm still confused if I love this or hate this. I love that you always go for more cause more is more and you have a very unique pov but this week idk if it read completly. The vanity concept is very clear but I think that this time you did need to edit down a tiiiny bit to make it much cleaner. Also you recycling the effect that Medusa used just last week of everything being bland and white except the dress with some slight adjustments is kind of not giving your usual unique self. At least you kept me interested and keep going back to look at your photo to analyze it. MissKant - Welcome back, I missed you. After a very mid week3 you're back on track. I read some of the girls were trying whaty you were going for but they couldn't make it work and you ate it up completly. I love how groundbreaking medusa's cig was week1 that now everyone is a smoker. You look hot, sexy, they all want you and all you want is to have a nice cig. GatoPisado - I think your picture should've taken from closer, I'm seeing too much table and floor. I like the feeling of just minding your business while the men are mesmorized by you they can't keep their hands off you but it lacks strenght and uniqueness. KaliMinaj - The man praying for you lmao I looove the pose while I would like the image to be closer to make it even clearer that you're the main star of the pic. I'm not sure if it's the hair (which I know it wasn't your choice) but once again I'm getting generic influencer from you. The judges seem to love it so I won't be saying much more about it since they enjoy it. AntoG - The face needs A LOT more. If you're gonna add a light to make her the main focus the face expression needs to be stronger, they are LOVING you and you're giving nothing. akaliuchis - It seems like the judges aren't enjoying you a lot but I like your POVs, even thought your usually in the "generic" area you always make the best generic ones. The hair, the rose, the dress, the heels all being the same shade of red is chief's kiss. Love the the pose, it's sexy without it being too much. All of the guys seem triplets I would have maybe changed that cause AI is a bitch and just makes very generic men and it make it weird for me lol manyomash - The most interesting dress of the bunch for sure. While I appreciate the swing of doing it a masquerade theme I hate that it's from so far away and with a mask, I lose you completly with the big dress included. Your finger is chopped and I won't take it into consideration cause I KNOOOOW how much of a bitch AI is with those very small details. I saw the message Dimitra sent you guys saying that it wasn't a good week but for me a lot of you at least made your photos more interesting in good and bad ways, if you're gonna go home, go home swinging. Good luck models. Photoshoot4 ranking: 1. Jane 2. MissKant 3. Sprite 4. akaliuchis 5. KaliMinaj 6. Maris 7. lluckygc 8. GatoPisado 9. AntoG 10. Brat 11. manyomash 12. Cristi 13. Medusaluh #DNTM2 Dimitra