MY AMERICAN...

matcha

When in reality I'm just holding matcha's spot until shes done with neopets

i see matcha at 0 min i hope she sends me a random spanish song from like 2003 and it never happens anymore :(

would truly be something beautiful matcha

happened to my free daily spins? this doesn’t seem fair at all. 😿

has been something beautiful matcha

https://www.kovaze.com/shopping/642 I added new stuff

Lets get into results from last round, category was Falling in Love Here are the results. In First Place submitting Snooze by SZA Gemini In Second Place submitting ICARCUS by Grant Knoche Airi In Third Place submitting Love At First Sight by Kylie Minogue SpaceLab In Fourth Place submitting Mine by Slayyter TheWoman In Fifth Place submitting Psychedelic Switch by Carly Rae Jepsen vanishintoyou In Sixth Place submitting Wonderful by Lady Gaga Vanish In Seventh Place submitting I'm Not The Only One by Sam Smith Nick33 In Eighth Place submitting pov by Ariana Grande Felicity In Ninth Place submitting I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU by The Kid Laroi Lifeiscool In Tenth Place submitting I Know Love (Feat The Kid Laroi) by Tate McRae Melanie In Eleventh Place and going home tonight with Marry You with by Bruno Mars KaliMinaj In Twelfth Place and also going home tonight with Crystal by Fox Stevenson MissChloeKay Kali, I think Marry You has just never been a song I’ve really connected with. Ever since it was done on Glee, it’s been hard for me to separate it from that version. Bruno’s original is definitely better and his voice makes it work, but the song itself has just never been one of my favorites. MissChloeKay, I just couldn’t really get into your song this round compared to the others. It had a mellow, electronic vibe that picked up at certain points, which I did appreciate, but overall it just didn’t pull me in the same way the other submissions did. Theme : Villain Energy Due : 11PM EST Friday (Single Elimination) For this round, submit a song that captures villain energy. This could be a song about betrayal, revenge, crime, power, or anything that gives off a dark or villainous vibe. You can also choose a song that feels like it could be a villain’s theme song. Please include a short explanation for why you feel your song fits the theme. Here’s the Google spreadsheet of previously submitted songs. I’ll continue updating it as we go. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mJaAtZIG8_AlzP2qef08pq4P6MOJhyN2XJMRDXAEKlI/edit?usp=sharing

MOTHER OF KOVAZE YET? GO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://kovaze.com/blog/86987

Let's get this banned.

joeburrow i wuv u

they said I would be...

JADED

-20 didnt do first challenge absolute shitter at 2nd challenge all around terrible race player who has no business enrolling again reported and blocked!

will no longer have the *privilege* of coming back after 2 months.* * I will personally oversee permed accounts and determine if I think someone is no longer a threat to the site and should return, but this is the exception, not the rule. If you get permed, assume you're not coming back.

Better late than never right?! hi y’all, i’m xakim! for those of you who don't know me, i’m in active duty military and also in school, so my life is basically a schedule and a coffee. though, it’s honestly funny because i’ll have a whole serious day, then i log on and i’m immediately clocking in for kovaze celebrities like “alright… time for my second job.” anyways... i’d say i'm competitive by nature, but honestly, i'm pretty chill deep down. i like people who can joke around! i’m also pretty big on thriller/crime drama shows. if there’s a twist, i’m locked in. if there isn’t, i start narrating my own conspiracy theory like i’m on a true crime podcast. i’m not a super loud person right away, but once i’m comfortable i’m easy to talk to and i’m usually down to laugh at whatever’s going on. i’ve actually been having a lot of fun so far and i appreciate everyone who’s been normal and friendly to me. so if anyone wants a chat, hit me up! anyway i’m in celebs. if you’ve liked my vibe even a little, i’d love the support. i’m fighting for this country and then clocking in to fight for my life in this game too, so help a soldier out 🫡 Here’s a photo of me to put a face to the name and my the love of my life puppy dog echo babyyy 🙈🩷🩷

Vote here or write the name of your country in the comments.

I just made a tierlist ranking for race partners, rank based on how you would feel getting that person as a partner in race. The list includes: active race players from top 100 various other race players that were on my recent games (if you're not here and you think you should be drop a comment and I might be able to add you) https://tiermaker.com/create/race-partner-ranking-19227064

Why on earth are we giving KIttyCupcake123 a 14 day ban while also flinging rosemulet/charlotteflair/memphisgrizzlies off the site for being "trolls" like what is the difference...? is the difference that kittycupcake has more friends on the site than charlotteflair did? what are we doing i dont think kittycupcake123 is at all more of sound mind than someone like charlotteflair so i dont get why that specific troll gets perm banned and brought back and then 3 day banned and then 14 day banned and we just have to keep going through this mod_clarke Mod_Lexa Sin idk other mod @s it does make u go "Hmmmm' when someone whos a little better connected gets unlimited chances while someone like rosemulet (also deserving of a permanent ban- i would say i was the one spearheading the whackings against her) receives no second chances. #TheNoticer #INoticeThings #SpriteNoticedSomething This is not to hate on the mods who already receive an inordinate amount of hate for what i assume is a volunteer job but idk

And I tell you if you give Twink, Twunk or Hunk energy idol - Twunk Christos - Twink. You and marwane give bottom on bottom energy DK - twink but slightly leaning a bit towards Twunk koolness234 - you could probably beat up most guys on the website so hunk Joeburrow - hunk for sure . You have a very dominant presence that gives hunk vibes JTee - very much Twunk energy. You are very masc but sometimes have a sassy side to you pureessence - HUNKKKK af. You’re soooo manly it’s kinda hot unfortunate - you definitely have a very manly presence to you so hunk yawnha - probs Twunk!! You seem very in the middle Tisha - I would say twink however you have a very confident personality which gives off hunk a bit… so maybe Twunk AngieKstan - I’d say Twink! ricardogv - Hunk for sure, you are very manly hausofkimchi - Twunk energy for sure itsamodernlife - I think in between Twunk and hunk onyx - TWINK for ruthlessly coming for me in Secret Hitler yesterday yandertron21 - twink I think notnicky333 - TWINK bc of that ruthless comment on my other blog medusaluh - twink my feminine queen

One of my biggest regrets about Gage was that I had to defeat the pedophile army, because the others mods were not, and it took all my time and energy and made me want to quit the site, which I eventually did, and left. It was sad that I could no longer really enjoy the website I grew up on without getting harassed by people for banning their shitty cheating friends, and simultaneously having to deal with all the pedophiles with little to no help from other mods. Literally frostbite put in more work then moderators. I was so sad when it went down because I wanted to play one last stars, and I never got to, and it really just tugged on my soul everyday, and then came Kovaze.com and I've reconnect and made so many beautiful friends and some enemies who IVE GIVEN THEIR LICKS. I was so happy to get the experience of playing stars with you all, even if you are all nasty foul people who have watched my name be dragged in the mud, and did nothing to defend me knowing full well I was not the big bad boogeyman you all painted me out to be. THANKS MAMA SIN for letting me play and giving me another shot, and a ride on this train. Thanks all my housemates for making memories with me I will carry to the grave. jane hope you are healing koolness234 adam my little shady nyc snake jaded I am locking you in tonight. You understand. kaliminaj a real woman Jtee sorry I blocked you love you so much Airi You smell nice Envious they thought we had a f2, we should have love you king, skinny Flex that arm for me so tight okay hug roshan tonight @cswagger I use to dislike you for your racist friends but I love you so much callum I hoep your OF is doing good lewis I gave you your lick, you gave me mine, its all fair now chris HSEIH WINS WIMBLEDON 2026 BANNED USER CUPCAKE I GET IT I DO bubba welcome to the bunker dani my fellow minority woman gone too soon shrimp deserved so much better mackey I tried to save you girl I did gominai sorry we didnt talk harajuku MY JUKU BIG MAMA GIRL FEEL BETTER AND HEAL Theblindcook taken out by the old hags newbie bias too soon eliotwhi we could have ran this house if you logged on once little shit FIRST TWO EVICTED LOVE YOU BOTH

(part time)---But the pay is $75/hour! 🙌🙌 I'm gonna have to nail this interview🤞

Hello, Kovazians. Tonight, at approximately 11:38 Kovazian time, my reign of terror ends. I’m not sure if my fellow housemates have actually been counting the votes each day, but if you were, you would have noticed things didn’t add up. If you remember Day 1, Sin posted a clue, that was the first sign that something was wrong in this house. That someone had it out for everyone, and that nobody would be safe. I can now reveal that there was never a chance of me surviving this poll. My percentage was auto-coded to evict me at the Final 10. I guaranteed my own spot on the block both times I was nominated by locking myself in. I never joined this game to win; I joined to cause Chaos, Discord, and Frenzy. My goal was to turn friends against each other and force enemies to work together. The truth is, I was the Celebrity 7 Secret Mole. Do you understand now, passengers? If you go back and count the votes, you’ll see extra ballots every round. I was granted three votes before the game even started, under the condition that I’d leave before the single digits. I have always been the snake, the leaker, the architect of the nomination sets, and the one vote you could never pin down. None of you caught on. Tonight, I have one more big move. Lock your doors, passengers; I have one bullet left. Is it coming for you?

cant wait to see what 26 holds! <3

Are you a loser with no internet friends? Do you join games thinking you are destined to get double digits? It's time for you to join the Bunker. We are a rising friend group with the mission to combat premades, with premades. "Guys, i joined a frenzy and 4 contextors joined right after me." - Honey "Bunker, Assemble" - Gamebot "Get Posterboy first" - Salmaan1 This is a no drama, 4 fun group here to make your kovaze gaming exciting. In the bunker, we flip on our alliances and make big moves before jury. WE INVITE YOU TO PLAY FOR YOURSELF. This is a very inclusive group, we invite civilians and moderators alike. We hope to create a family. A fam, if you will. "This is a ME game, not a WE game. My replacement nominee is Sam " - Bunny "Girl its final 11" -Sam "Theres reports flying in, some of you need to get back to moderating" - Sin We dont just play kovaze, we also play different games like league and overwatch, have movie nights, provide therapy sessions. We want to uplift our members, and create memories. Friendship is one of our most important values. "I had a really hard day at work and im really just not feeling like myself today." - Brxan "Have u guys had the frosted dr pepper from chic fil a " - Bunny "We should watch zootopia 2" - Sprite " 707 when is the last time you actually went to work?" - Koolness234 If this sounds like something you are interested in, just join us here and after a discussion we will (possibly) provide a discord link for you. https://kovaze.com/klique?id=93

I have blogged about this before but there’s a lot more people on the site now so I feel like this needs to be said again: “I just don’t understand how they could do that” and it is a blessing to not understand how someone can do something awful because that means you would never do that ❤️ Hugs everyone ily all

The Kovaze Iceberg I’m bored so i made a Kovaze iceberg. If you don’t know, the iceberg meme is essentially a list of lore/knowledge to a certain community or fandom and the lower down it goes, the more niche or deepcut the lore is. Tip of the iceberg: - Tengaged - Sin - Spanish premades - Missing Widow - Mushroom event Middle Iceberg: - Beta Phase - 666 usernames - Matt’s AI-Kovaze Copy - Royale Gamemaker Traps - The Fam - Maze, Labrynth, Relics, Weightlifting - Boutiques - The mods are blind - Kiss “Chill with the comments about people wanting to suck your piss hole” - BomberV is on Survivor - SummerMariah Race bans - SHARKS - Kemi is a mod - Godzillafan29 and Clown Lower Iceberg: - Nenalala banned for gooning - Tisha trapped in Royale - Kendall & Kylie - Sprite MrBeast 2700$ Scam - Chibi > 707 - Celebrities 4 Ejections/Bans - “I’m sorry that you’re Jaded” - Brovaze/Girls of Kov - Bagelita - MAGAvaze - Wonderland Eyes - “MessyJ is JesseM backwards” - MissChloeKay and Harajuku gif beef - Colfector Ealition Under the iceberg: - Iranian missile twist - Flags cheating gif - Sin vs Envious - The Amazing Context Race - Tempo 9/11 simulator Bottom of the ocean: - Peace123 steals koinz from Gagaluv Anything anyone would like to add?

i think the more users we get on this website, the less cliquey the Royale casts become and it allows everyone to befriend new people so this one really was fun for me? huge shoutout to my incredibly robbed final 2 sprite who is probably one of my favorite people on this website? and also to fiji and manon for being my favorite alliance even though Manon ended up being rotted and evil discovered style is randomly one of the most pleasant people on this website and also reconnected with paulette who i enjoyed a lot as well. tagging others i also enjoyed playing with honey torimarie sisterini shark rainolds jaded hwest14 graf mochalatte even though we never saw each other