In a glade where the mushrooms wear hats made of lace,
Live fairies who flutter with glitter and grace.
But don’t be deceived by their sparkle and art—
For fairies, you see, are masters of fart.
They zip through the flowers, they bounce on the breeze,
They pass little puffs with the greatest of ease.
You’d think it was petals that danced through the air—
But nope, it's a fairy who farted mid-flare.
Queen Gassy Glimmer once let out a toot,
That sounded suspiciously like a small flute.
She blushed and she giggled, “That’s fairy cuisine!
Too many moonberries and fizzy bean spleen!”
Sir Whiffle the Bold rides a beetle named Paul,
But he’s known to let rip when he's stuck in a stall.
The forest just echoes with bubbles and squeaks—
The gnomes wear nose plugs and hide out for weeks.
Yet somehow it’s charming, this gas-passing crowd,
Their toots form a symphony, silly and proud.
So next time you smell something odd in the air,
Don’t blame your dog—there’s a fairy out there!
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nooo lee
By
Nakime,
15 hours ago
sorry renom you aren't the target
By
Tone,
15 hours ago
this one is a tough one i can't lie
By
Tone,
15 hours ago
omg thank you <3
By
leehoyminoy,
15 hours ago
it's october 11th
By
LilGingy,
15 hours ago
In a glade where the mushrooms wear hats made of lace, Live fairies who flutter with glitter and grace. But don’t be deceived by their sparkle and art— For fairies, you see, are masters of fart. They zip through the flowers, they bounce on the breeze, They pass little puffs with the greatest of ease. You’d think it was petals that danced through the air— But nope, it's a fairy who farted mid-flare. Queen Gassy Glimmer once let out a toot, That sounded suspiciously like a small flute. She blushed and she giggled, “That’s fairy cuisine! Too many moonberries and fizzy bean spleen!” Sir Whiffle the Bold rides a beetle named Paul, But he’s known to let rip when he's stuck in a stall. The forest just echoes with bubbles and squeaks— The gnomes wear nose plugs and hide out for weeks. Yet somehow it’s charming, this gas-passing crowd, Their toots form a symphony, silly and proud. So next time you smell something odd in the air, Don’t blame your dog—there’s a fairy out there!
By
MotherFart,
15 hours ago
on october 11th, i asked LilGingy what day it was
By
leehoyminoy,
15 hours ago
it's october 11th
By
LilGingy,
15 hours ago
its spooky szn
By
leehoyminoy,
15 hours ago
what if i win next HOH again too, wouldn't that be spooky
By
LilGingy,
15 hours ago
grats Lil
By
Nakime,
15 hours ago
LilGingy POV
By
LilGingy,
15 hours ago
this season long rivalry
By
SirVivor,
15 hours ago
Congrats Gingy girl <3
By
leehoyminoy,
15 hours ago
grats gingy
By
SirVivor,
15 hours ago
As the Head of Household, I have nominated Nakime for eviction.
By
Tone,
15 hours ago
LilGingy has been selected for the Power of Veto!
15 hours ago
DEAD AF
By
MusicLover,
15 hours ago
Good game Edrj! May they open the schools so you can spell Nakime's name in a future game <3 BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
By
MusicLover,
15 hours ago
Congrats Tone bb
By
leehoyminoy,
15 hours ago