BITCH? LMAO u deserve to lose just for that

Citizens of the Server. Warriors of the Queue. Dwellers of the Lobby. Today, we stand at the edge of a decision. A glowing button flickers before us. A countdown ticks ominously in the corner. The chat scrolls faster than reason itself. “VOTE!” they cry. “Pick a side!” they shout. “Choose the map! Choose the mode! Choose the chaos!” But I come before you with a different proposal. Do not vote. Not for Red. Not for Blue. Not for Lava Castle, Space Arena, or That One Map Everyone Pretends to Like. Instead… Vote for friendship. Yes. I said it. Close the poll. Ignore the flashing UI. Silence the tyranny of majority rule. Let us rise above the petty squabbles of map selection and character buffs and limited-time power-ups. Because what is a victory screen… without someone to celebrate with? What is a legendary drop… if there’s no one in voice chat screaming alongside you? What is a perfectly optimized build… if your teammate is still using the starter sword because they think it looks cool? Are we merely voters in a digital democracy? Or are we something more? Look around you. Look at the party list. Look at those usernames — some ridiculous, some edgy, some suspiciously named after food. These are not opponents in a poll. These are your people. The ones who revived you when you ran headfirst into certain doom. The ones who typed “gg” even when it was absolutely not gg. The ones who stayed in the lobby instead of rage-quitting after that devastating round. You think the true battle is between Option A and Option B? No. The true battle is between division and unity. Every time we argue over the vote, something fractures. “Why would you pick that?” “That map is trash.” “Uninstall.” But imagine, just imagine, a world where we do not fracture. A world where the vote timer hits zero and instead of anger, we type: “Whatever happens, we run it together.” A world where we choose not the map… but each other. Because here’s the secret the game developers don’t want you to realize: The best mode is Co-op. The best map is Anywhere With Friends. The real S-tier choice is not on the screen. It’s in the squad. You don’t remember the time you won because the vote went your way. You remember the time your friend tried to 1v5 and somehow survived. You remember the inside jokes born from glitches. You remember the accidental betrayal that became a meme for months. You remember the chaos. You remember the laughter. The poll ends in 10 seconds. You could click. You could scramble. You could argue for your favorite battlefield. Or… You could say, “Let’s make it fun no matter what.” That is the real rebellion. Refuse to let a dropdown menu determine your joy. Refuse to let a vote divide your team. Refuse to treat each other like obstacles in a democracy of pixels. This is not about apathy. This is about transcendence. When you stop obsessing over the outcome, you start mastering the experience. When you stop fighting over the mode, you start enjoying the madness. When you stop voting for maps… You start voting for moments. Friendship is the only permanent unlock. It doesn’t require grinding. It doesn’t expire after the season ends. It cannot be nerfed in the next patch. You cannot purchase it in the shop. You build it in the lobby. So when the next vote appears and chaos erupts in chat… Be the one who says: “Whatever we get, we make it legendary.” Be the one who refuses to tilt. Be the one who revives instead of blames. Be the one who types “run it back” instead of “this game sucks.” Because in the end, when the servers shut down years from now… You won’t remember which map won the vote. You’ll remember who you played it with. So today, I urge you: Do not vote for Desert Ruins. Do not vote for Sky Fortress. Do not vote for Double XP Chaos Mode. Vote for the squad. Vote for the laughs. Vote for the clutch saves and the accidental self-destructs. Vote for the person who stayed. Vote for friendship. And whatever the game throws at us… We face it together.

GOOD WINNER EITHER WAY gl queen <3333

the jury rank who they want to win when theyre voted out

Is there a jury or is it random??? LMAO

LMAOO

As in ohemgee …… everyone else pls vote me LMAO

girl ur taking thissss

Omg pls vote for V like im sick rn and sad

glitter, the rising star of kovaze.com, an INCOMING mother

ohemgee once a mother always a mother

SORRY MISS PIGGY WE LOVEEEEE YOU!!!!!!!! but i had a f2 w v going in UGH ima cry

Omg panics

Listen you two i was RIDING with and luna but i made a f2 on day 1 that i have to respect….. /: i wish i got third tbh i dont want to choose between divas

then evict one of us

i think u have to nominate us both first