is literally a form of torture for me . Like yes maybe I’m just miserable and single but i truly cannot stand it LMAOOOOO like if I got captured by jigsaw and find myself in the next saw movie it would be me surrounded by endless tiktok content of millennial and Gen Z brides talking about where they placed the flowers at their reception or how they chose bridesmaids’ dresses or “omg here are 10 things i would have done differently for my wedding as a 2025 bride” or “omg my photographer totally messed up my first look with the groomsmen photo im so disappointed” like LMAOOOOOOOOOOO shoot me shoot me shoot me shoot me just shoot me i can’t handle it . It has the same energy as posting on linkedin I can’t explain and will not elaborate just STFU PLEASE

is selfish LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then u guys wanna act all high and mighty like PLEASE………… why are you risking your life for no reason and then demanding OTHER PEOPLE risk their life to SAVE YOU just because you wanna cosplay mother Theresa like I’m truly so so tired……………if yall don’t push that red button

well written character … sort of like Greg heffley idk what to think exactly.

and home get repossessed by the bank before I EVER had a cash bar at my wedding………………………LMAOOOOOO not that I’ll prob ever get married rip but truly……………I went to a wedding for my old coworker, took PTO, booked a round trip flight, booked a hotel, got my suit dry cleaned, gave them a $300 gift, drove four hours to be there and I pull up to the reception… $9 for a glass of chardonnay LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like u truly cannot be serious……………I know most of u are like 16 and have never been to a wedding as a big kid but trust when I say that is in POOR TASTE this was like eight months ago and I still think about it

what????

and then I remember how hot, rich, funny and cool i am and then i feel better :)