enough water today?

i was stalking a castings page for keys rn

is a CULT!!!!!!!

im releasing an update for ultimate big brother this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

and i'll start a rumor abt u @unfortunate - rumor has it u arent even a blood texan and that u were actually born in UTAH.. @Jaded - streets are saying you tried to start a LEGITIMATE religious cult while in the celebrities house and that the producers edited it out to protect your image in case you were brought back for a future season. Multiple members of the cast cut contact w/ you over it but are bound by an NDA to not say anything @Emmett4 - I heard you are not the real emmett4 from tengaged and you actually killed the real emmett and have been living life under his identity ever since @TheBlindCook - Someone told me you got banned from ever entering thailand again because you fed weed edibles to a bunch of elephants at a sanctuary and thats part of the reason why recreational weed is not legal in thailand anymore @katheryn - I heard the REAL reason you're a match three beast is because you were born with 3 arms and therefore you can move faster than most people can when throwing matches together @dino - Streets are saying you and @Lover run an illegal underground casino out of the Love Club HQ basement @Ethan - Apparently you were contacted by TLC to appear on my strange addiction because you are addicted to snorting sunscreen, but they apparently decided against it after deciding you would be too controversial to have on the show @Tisha - There's whispers going around that you and @skinny are expecting your first child but are keeping it a secret to prevent the kovmedia storm that would erupt if the public knew about the growing baby. @DakotaMagic - The talk of the town is that the fight for the role of Shinx was highly competitive and that you threatened multiple other contenders to back out in order to ensure that @Bagel and @Luxray gave the role to you over anyone else. @FoxxlynSenpai26 - I found out that someone apparently saw you sneak extra food and a bottle of poison into your uniform before the tubes ascended into the royale arena, and the kovaze peacekeepers HELPED you do it?!?! @BUnderscore - I heard originally you were AUnderscore, but after getting sued by the country of Australia for using "AU" in your username, you were legally forced to change it to the underscore of B instead. You are still fighting in court for the ownership of AUnderscore to this day. @Pipes - I heard one time you were forcibly removed from the audience at a taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show after you threw a balloon full of mustard straight at her face, and girl did it hit. She forced the footage to be scrapped and ended up paying you $5 mill under the table to never speak of what you did @biminibonboulash - Sources say that you once served 2 years in prison for committing insurance fraud after lighting your car on fire and blaming it on squirrels. when brought up, you just tell people you were on a retreat in the mountains of Nepal. You apparently also have multiple prison tattoos on your face that you cover up with make up @Bagel - I heard the real reason you came to america was because you used to be a leader within the Brazilian mafia and after you hooked up w/ the opposing mob leader's son you had to flee the country. however they are still attempting to track you down and you go under the alias of "Bagel" to make sure you are never found as u move from state to state. @Nick - I heard one time you participated in a string of thefts at every walmart in your tri-state area, but you and your co-conspirators only stole bags of charcoal and no one knows why. @Cherry - Rumor has it that you were extremely rebellious in school to the point where one time you punched a teacher in the face AND dumped a bucket of water on the popular girls head @YanderTron21 - I heard that when people are rude to you in the drive thru, you have a history of throwing the bags out the window at them full force, but because of how valuable of an employee you are, mcdonalds has attempted to cover up these repeated acts of violence @RandyBandy - Streets are saying during your celebs you got into a physical altercation with Sin in the diary room when he jumped out of the production office and told you to step up. After a few shoves back and forth Sin agreed to let you go back into the house if you never spoke of the incident, but a few members of kovaze production have been leaking what happened

my points are at a very satisfying number and i might not play a kovaze game ever again b/c of it