Psst, It's me, Nico, and I'm writing this in a secret room in the ASBB3 house. I'm sending this to someone secret to post for me because, you know, "no outside communication in the game", but don't worry; I think @AmandaSings04 is blocked, so she can't see this. I just want to let you all know what has been going on in the game because I don't think Amanda will give me a true edit, and you all deserve to know the truth. Now I can't reveal too much, but this is all about me because why would I talk about other people? They can go through the trials and tribulations I endured to get into this room. 🟢When the game started, the bathrooms were locked, and I had to use the potty. I kept begging and begging but Amanda said no. She forced us to wear the basic avatars and play a frenzy because nobody was playing them. We figured out how to change, but we couldn't reveal our identities. I was evicted at 12th (I'm too lazy to check back) and was free from the clutches and went back to the bathroom...still locked. 🟢Once the HOH comp was over, the HOH was crowned. Everyone was cheering and being nice, and I was like, so what about that bathroom, but Amanda was like, people are cursed because she forgot to fumigate the stank from Season 2, and @o_o got trapped in the house and turned into some gremlin tech wizard person and cursed most of the house. The supplies for the cure were limited because Amanda didn't use Amazon Prime, but the two houseguests who weren't cured by the end of the week were marked for banishment. I needed that cure, which was just Mountain Dew Code Red, but still. 🟢Eventually I broke into the bathroom door and was able to use the bathroom and then went to sleep because I was tired. When I woke up, I found out I was nominated. I was gooped and gagged. It was because people were talking shit about me, which I want to be involved in because I love shit-talking about myself. 🟢 I called out the HOH but it was just me yelling at a wall. When I went in the DR, I saw a promo code for BetterHelp and I was like WTF is this? 🟢During the POV comp, I was so proud of myself for completing it. I thought I did great....I got 4th and the difference between my time and 3rd place was 17 mins...but I had fun. 🟢After POV I went into the DR and spent 40 hours talking about why I wasn't loved as a child and why Lindsey was robbed in Total Drama Island. Production was very caring during that time and even put me in a special room that was labeled NICOROBINSOLOROOM. I think it was for a role in AmandaSingsBigBrother the Musical, so I am excited for that. 🟢After dealing with me, Amanda said I'm tired and left us all alone, so @OhEmGee was in charge of us and went all SAW mode and wanted to play a game with us. We played tic-tac-toe. 🟢During the POV Ceremony, I was saved with the POV because, well, you can figure that out when you buy my book NicoRobin's Trapped in a House: The Tell All COMING SOON to Cassette this Summer 2029. 🟢Eviction happened, and then it was the safety chain ceremony. Which I missed half of because I thought it would be at a certain time, so I decided to find an escape hatch just in case this house gets too much or Amanda makes us do manual labor like chores. Eventually I was given a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red and was cured for now. 🟢Some drama happened, but I honestly forgot what happened. Hopefully Amanda covered it; if not, ummm subscribe to Kovaze + to catch the action? So I wasn't the first evicted houseguest NOR banished houseguest. Can't wait for Week 2. I gotta go now because I hear some showtunes, so that is probs Amanda. Bye! Here are some random stats. # of Times I Wanted to Quit: 0 # of Times I Wanted to Burn the House Down: 17 # of Times Amanda Has Yelled At Me: 3 # of Pages Written in my DR: 10 # of Times I Was Confused: Priceless Current Mental Status: WEEK 1: Used Wet & Wild Makeup Brush #ASBB3

*Wii Sports Music Plays in the Background* Hello everyone. My name is NicoRobin. I'm of drinking age, and I live in my house. For the pronoun wonders, any is fine as long as you do it with respect. No hate or discriminate. I'm the user who lives their dream, pretending to be Nico Robin from the anime One Piece. I started watching the Anime last year, and I'm obsessed with it, but not an annoying fan on Reddit type of obsession, but healthy. I don't want to spoil too much on the show (which you should give a chance) but she is a character I resonate a lot with which sounds like a typical Miss USA answer, but one of her journeys of finding her "crew" aka friends that she can rely on, love, and believe in is captivates me and showcases that "nobody can achieve anything alone" even when you feel like you are and the world around you makes you feel like you are alone all the time. It just takes time. Besides that, I used to be a big Big Brother and Survivor fan, but I'm more a casual fan now. The show loses its charm when it doesn't trust its cast to play the game with 100 twists, a boring endgame, fandom, or Jeff Fucking Probsts, but I can spend a good amount of time talking about the Drag Race...as long as it is civil and you understand that it is a show for producing entertainment first and it is one of those unique shows where it reflects these girls careers so step off their necks please...especially the black queens :). I also love Resident Evil and will slut myself for Leon Kennedy...no questions please for that. I am blunt and down-to-earth. If I don't like something, I will not sugarcoat it because eventually the truth will come out, and sugarcoating causes cavities, and that still hurts, so let me tell it to you now. Now I do love a good chuckle-chukle jokey-joke, but I do know how to tone it down when it is appropriate and understand that it is just a game. Now we are human, and we have emotions (even with good ass medication), so please allow me 5-20 mins to get upset, but after that I should be good. Now I'm not going to do long, hanging blows at you when I am, though :), but just a rule of thumb.... stupid people making stupid decisions, deserve punishments *music stops* OMG I can't believe I said that. I'm so naughty ;) *music plays again* But yeah, I'm really fun and perky, and I love baked potatoes. I'm really excited to be part of this game so I can launch my new career as a stripper....I mean meteorologist... I mean manager at Lowes. I promise you all to bring exciting things and if not well, blame @AmandaSings04 for censoring my true self because you might think she is the mighty and grand host, but in reality she is a piece of S**** *gets dragged off set* #ASBB3

Is currently on a Discord call talking shit about me. Don’t believe her lies. Miss Congeniality my ass. She’s changed ever since she won that Amanda Slut Contest.