are about to be very unhappy.

because I went out for breakfast with one of my coworkers (she’s off today anyway) & her 3 year old child and it was truly the most chaotic morning of the year so far for me. Like first of all tell me why the 3 year old was RAGEBAITING me by repeatedly saying “Jake” until his mother corrected him that my name was Jack but would then repeatedly say “Jack” but would ignore me every time I responded. Meanwhile, my coworker was crashing out about how she asked her mother to go to the movies and her mother said no but then ended up going with her other daughter like wtf so messy And then on the way home my coworker was like “oh don’t worry I can go fast” but was obeying all traffic laws LIKE IF YOU REALLY CARED YOU WOULD HAVE RUN THAT RED LIGHT And then I finally got to work and my other coworker that I was relieving was sitting there at the desk and I apologized and they were like “it’s okay, things happen! 🙂” as if I was having car troubles or overslept or something MEANWHILE I HAVE A FUCKING TO GO BOX IN MY HAND… The End.

in Vending Machine right now hurry hurry