To the good ol days without all these hundreds of abbreviations bc i cant keep up with all these new ones invented everyday like wtf is icymi

Mocktails out at restaurants are genuinely so fucking stupid bc they’re the same exact price as the alcoholic beverages and the alcohol are prized there bc of the alcohol so ur basically paying $8 for juice

Classes registration for the the fall and got 0 classes related to my major and instead classes like intro to anthropology and love and peace in south east asia, and yes that’s a real class

Chem//bio/general premed majors bc Istg those people can never watch a break and are studying 24/7 it’s so sad

That really relies on u without a 2-week notice bc of toxic management and knowing they're gonna have to scramble and struggle to replace u is such a nice feeling

Spaghetti is the worst pasta shape, like ull never see me going out of my way to buy that, and then have to spin it around ur fork and shit, I’d rather stab my pasta