the LV PINK GLAM dress from the secrets shop IRL I would fly from Arizona to Vermont to stop her. It's a fashion emergency, that's about 1 millimeter away from a major "wardrobe malfunction"

About how almost all of the dresses in shops go up to 1 inch below crotch level

Some place like Des Moines for the holidays. People in states like Iowa are really nice but the land itself is boring and frozen af so if my family lived there they'd have to come to me for the holidays

Roach? Like come on, it's actually not expensive or difficult to change your last name to a REAL last name that isn't embarrassing as fuck

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie

because your avatar doesn't look better than mine