my boss gets flack because she is getting a divorce after decades of marriage, and she has no one to co-parent her college-aged kids that attend colleges in different states. Meanwhile I lost 30 lbs in 7 weeks and i'm dealing with severe nutrient deficiencies but fuck me.

for @Honey's comp!

Who can make me a Glinda wand + crown as accessory (together)?? I'd pay well for that!

About to go an a year-long sick leave at 80% of my pay because my job was being so unsupportive of my legit medical issues despite me only having taken 3 sick days off this year AND having worked through one of those!! Two can play this game, job. Sincerely, Fuck you

Here’s what I have been getting into IRL since Jan 1: — Permanent chemical hair straightening — Changed my squoval nails that I’ve had since before I was 18 to a significantly longer ballerina/coffin shape. — Went on Mounjaro (bless my girlfriend for being a medical doctor) for weight loss. My goal weight has not yet been achieved, but I have lost about 20 lbs this year alone. — Just booked my first ever Botox treatment (been wanting to do this since my late 20s, it’s time). ⬆️ this pic was before the nail shape change