and say it. I like fart and poo humour. It's only low brow because it's considered easy to get a laugh with. Problem is no one laughs at that shit anymore (Get it?). I find the word poo funny especially and EVEN MORE especially when it's said again right after itself. Same with bum. P.S. Bum chocolate is a real thing.

and I will imagine farting on your favorite thing. No one gets left out!

therefore I blog. What does a dog do? A dog dogs. Now I know "dogs" isn't a verb but you catch my "woof" if you will. The question is will you though? Regardless, pardon my verbiage. I saw a man wearing a coat on a boat. Where was he? Well that doesn't really matter. But if you must know, he only had love in his heart, therefore he was home. What is a home there for? For us to cum to. Take care of yourselves.

and having that naturally blissful feeling of purpose. With a partner by your side, creating memories and living a life full of love. Disgusting. I’d much rather play a revamped version of a website I used to play in my teens and twenties and chase that feeling of being young again. A fulfilled life is for losers. Grow unkept pubic hair on your face and shit your pants like a real adult.

unless you’re homophobic. In that case, so long as you adhere to subjective morality, it’s correct. Homophobia is running rampant and so are the gays. Balance is a beautiful thing, but not always. Kind of ironic right?

eat 6 cookies real fast and understand the meaning of life through a high octane dopamine sugar hit? Get on my level. You’re not worthless so quit acting like it you fucking losers. I don’t even know what octane means but I use it because I’m intuitive to language. Losers.