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Hello. I used to be a blue barracuda and the sultan of spices. Now I'm just a bunch of malarkey.
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Malarkey      ❤ 21   ▲128th of March 2026

I'm sick of the fucking gameplayers on this site. All they do is snake around and pretend to be your best mate when really all they're interested in is the $K cheque at the end. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something gameplayers: You will NEVER be ready. Remember I told you. I'm keepin it REAL.

YOU USED TAOISM AS A GUISE FOR YOUR MANIPULATION

Malarkey      ❤ 3   ▲327th of April 2026

THE IDOL WAS NOT THE ISSUE

Enrol/Enroll

Malarkey      ❤ 53   ▲127th of April 2026

https://kovaze.com/enrol This whole time I thought this link had a typo and it irrationally bothered me. But for those who weren't aware, enrol is the British/Aussie way of spelling, instead of enroll. Thank you for your time.

Clearing up the Rumours

Malarkey      ❤ 35   ▲527th of April 2026

Within the past two weeks, I have received multiple accusations that I am none other than former hall of famer, celebrities winner, and all star @Cherry. This is obviously not true. With massive knockers, I would very much like to introduce her to Jesus. #Conversion #MathCamp These rumors have originated from none other than @Bagel, (firstly someone I consider not to be a credible source), who said I backstabbed him in an arena once. This is obviously absurd, because everyone knows I have never backstabbed anyone in my life. Please note that you and your friends follow me around the site and follow me into games, but good effort. I don't get why you care so much about who wins races, or why you're so certain I'd backstabbed, but you are wrong. Find a new victim. I kept it private these few days, but there are enough rumors circulating now that I will now be making it public. @Elphaba, I could say so much more to you, but I won't... because you're just not worth it.

Callout blog

Malarkey      ❤ 22   ▲527th of April 2026

Let me tell you something real quick @shrimp it's like you're always the first one to call people out on their shit.. but what about you sweetie? Let me address something else as well.. who the fuck are you to judge the way my avatar looks? You look like a fucking orange creamsicle. #throwback

I RECOMMENDED YOU 10 GOOD FUCKING MOVIES

Malarkey      ❤ 42   ▲427th of April 2026

ONLY FOR YOU TO DELETE YOUR BLOG I AM DONE BEING THE ROGER EBERT OF KOVAZE, FUCK EVERYONE, THAT IS THE FIRST STRAW.