All Blogs by Arizona

Are like "gas is $2.20 here" Yeah, gas is $2.20 because your city is surrounded by an endless sea of empty corn and wheat fields, and nobody wants to live there

You can't sit on concrete for more than a few minutes because the bones in your ass start hurting. This is different from when butt aches after a road trip

My best friend is BLACK! But Dominique was also a clown in this scene so it wasn't just Whitney

"Illinois is as beautiful as California!!!!" Um, no it's not? Illinois is empty and has no scenery

Will never fix your life. If you want to fix your life you should be spending like, 75% of your weekend outside the house. Staying home makes all of your issues worse.

If you wait behind the crosswalk when turning left on a solid green, I will cast a curse for your eternal misfortune

Everyone needs to hike. And I don't mean like 4 times a year, I mean like 4 times a week

Imagine only being able to hike on the weekends because trailheads are an hour away by train 🥴🥴🥴 This blog is sponsored by every city in Arizona, where you can hike 7 days a week, 365 days a year

Right now

AliBonico?

Because I said so. I belong if I say I belong. If you don't like that, log off because this is a fact

Does NOT go on turkey Gravy on turkey is some weird 19th century "you have died of dysentery" type shit

the LV PINK GLAM dress from the secrets shop IRL I would fly from Arizona to Vermont to stop her. It's a fashion emergency, that's about 1 millimeter away from a major "wardrobe malfunction"

About how almost all of the dresses in shops go up to 1 inch below crotch level

Some place like Des Moines for the holidays. People in states like Iowa are really nice but the land itself is boring and frozen af so if my family lived there they'd have to come to me for the holidays

Roach? Like come on, it's actually not expensive or difficult to change your last name to a REAL last name that isn't embarrassing as fuck

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie

because your avatar doesn't look better than mine

Young girl VIOLINS!!! Center of her own attention

That people say you automatically get unhealthy at 30. If you can do cardio, you will feel exactly the same physically as when you were 18. If you can have hobbies, your brain will be exactly as sharp as it was when you were 18.