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Have you bowed down to your Harajuku gods today? There is Harajuku, who is loved by the human race for representing everything pure and holy. Then there is the clown who is loathed, despised, and wished dead. Nevertheless, the clown willingly serves as a receptacle for the pain and anger of the world. If you pour your darkness into the clown, that will be less you carry within. Maybe then, the clown will have had a purpose.

Aquamarine knows about the hidden world of Illuminati rituals. He attends them, begging for Satan to appear in the flesh. But Satan makes his own rules and only appears when he wants to. Perhaps someday the devil will make his presence known to Aquamarine. Until then, Aquamarine will spread the message of demon worship like a blanket across the Earth. Watch as he holds a triangle made from sticks over one of his eyes.

Times_Places thinks of his own death tonight, wondering what it would be like to become a corpse. But we already know. We have died and returned to life 10 times over. A clown sometimes has more lives than a cat. But unlike a cat, it is not beautiful and is not loved by the human race. The entire world wants to devour the flesh of a clown at an all-you-can-eat buffet. But it would weep for Times_Places. Let him never become a clown.

There is no intelligence to be had when you are a corpse. The corpse of a Clown is the most popular corpse of all because everyone rooted for it to be dead all of its life. Let's see if there is any intelligence to be found in the flames of Hell. The Clown searches and searches but his red nose and red afro wig melts onto his head and he screams out loud, only for Satan to laugh with him. Clown is death, the death of intellect.

Clown is not a blessing, Clown is a curse. He was not born as humans are born. Satan rose from an elevator in Hell and vomited him onto the Earth. All the world hates a clown. There is nothing it will ever hate as much. But as long as there is evil and darkness on this planet, the clown will still exist. It feeds on it. Your hatred for the clown is what keeps it alive.

The blood is the sign a living presence was there. The squirrels are anxious because the human race wants them destroyed, but sometimes in life the hunter becomes the hunted. AnxiousSquirrel is the spirit of a squirrel who was murdered by a hunter, but his spirit haunts their dreams. The hunter wakes up with 3 drops of blood on their face each morning, so they will always be reminded of what they've done.

He proves to the world that death is not the end. He celebrates with laughter years after the world cried at his funeral. Many clowns celebrate life beside him, but the world wants them extinct. There is nothing the planet Earth hates like it hates a clown. It wants to eat them alive and vomit them back out again, but Lemjam6 will not let them. Within his soul is the true power of life.

The gods will swallow the Earth someday and then we will know what it feels like to be the fly. We are so used to always being the spider. But the planet Earth is rotten to the core. So what will happen to it when the gods vomit it back out? Once you know how it feels to be the fly, you can never again become the spider.

Your father was a spider, your mother was the ghost of a woman who poisoned herself. You were brought to life and cry each day that it happened. But the Earth is blessed with your presence and you will bless it back by cursing it. Spit your venom onto this world and haunt whatever may be left behind. Your soul commands you.

Do not dare whisper to Death. Sometimes when you whisper to Death, he will scream back to you. And this scream is not a scream that can be ignored. If you hear it, you will know your life has ended. The world always begs for the death of a clown, but perhaps it would cry for yours.

A lifeless robot speaks the name "Harajuku" wishing for a preview of what it would be like to be human. It knows that Harajuku is the kind of person it wishes to be but never can. It was created by the hands of Satan and has only been taught to do great evil. The goodness within Harajuku could never be compatible with its operating system, so evil it shall stay.