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https://kovaze.com/shopping/34 From kamala

I just went to Wawa and found a scratchoff to what I thought was fake but it was real and now I have $30,000.

If u are offended over being called fat… maybe lose some weight? Just a tip 😘

Who do we stan? For me its Ana Paula, Juliano, Tia Milena, Babu, Marcelo, Chaiany, Samira, and Gabi. Cowboy is meh i wanna like him but hes sooo bad this time tbh

https://www.kovaze.com/shopping/587

TO WHOEVER CAN GET ME A LINQUE TO THE NEW MRBEAST GAMES EPISODE.

https://kovaze.com/shopping/587

WHAT IF WE DID..... A RACE TO BLACK? WHAT IF WE GAVE THE CHEATERS #REDNOSES? UGH I HAVE SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT FOR A GAME EVEN TOUGH ITS HELLA BORING AS SHIT WHERE U LOOK FOR KEYS AND APPLES AND IT SOMEHOW HAS CONNECTION TO A REALITY TV GAME SO GOOD IDEAS! SIN PLEASE INCORPORATE THEM ALL! BRING BACK MERGE STREAKS SO SURVIVOR CAN BE A NEVER ENDING GAME! THAT MAKES SOOO MUCH SENSE #GOODIDEAS #WENEEDEM

Her famous quotes found in the emails “Im a sword not a shield. I am not a victim I am a victor” Wow

https://kovaze.com/shopping/34

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

ghislaine maxwell was one of reddits biggest moderators? what the fuck? #epsteinfiles #itsgettingcrazy #ellenyoubetternotbeinit

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