All Blogs by Elphaba

I HAVE NO FEMALE SHOES! ITS MY DREAM DESIGN! https://kovaze.com/shopping/20

ever play call of duty with jeffrey epstein on xbox360 before he got permed

At the drama

i woke up and found out my girlfriend rébbecká is pregnant im going to be a #father im so happy rn

https://kovaze.com/designs/2772

and the plus size park hoppers are sitting in the next aisle, I cant.... these queens.

Are often the most miserable.

I would have changed bingo to 4AM and 6AM sharp for the Americans.

Evil mod. Evil person. Evil stomache.

Is geniunely so fucking awful compared to Brazil Big Brother or BBUK like genuinely our BB is helllla scripted, cheesy, cringe, and kinda embarassing to be a fan of like woah why cant I live in Brazil and launch fireworks when my least fave goes home

HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE! GUARDS, AFTER HIM! #MMABAMISSILE #AKORADIDNTWANTYOUEITHER