All Blogs by Jordie

For all games, 3 rounds of frenzy being over half an hour is killing me

I felt it was appropriate

suicide has kidnapped me again, I have managed to be safe for 4 months but she found me in my cabana at the Paradise Beach Club

https://www.kovaze.com/klique?id=69

I love vanderpump rules and need a new reality show to watch. Which one should I start?

I haven’t uploaded designs in a very long time and looking at all the stuff being made I don’t think my clothes are up to par anymore since I draw all mine. Uploaded 6 dresses that have been sitting in my folders for ages, all cost permissions set to 200 ♥️♥️ https://www.kovaze.com/designs?filter=designer&period=all&designer=Jordie&designname= Hope you like xo

hiss hiss puppies 0 min

Taken out. Can confirm wasn’t fun

Gift me the divina set in Morgan’s store ♥️

My arch nemesis, we can yell at eachother in games for fun and drama

ur Avi out of 10 jaxx 8/10 i am scared diva, did i accidentally take drugs? tisha 6/10 its ok maxOra 8/10 we both look like we slut drop in the club medusaluh 8/10 kawaiii, such an international diva puppies 9/10 you look like an expensive hooker, but when its snowing and need to cover up lewis 7/10 you look like a school boy, in a bad way morgan 9/10 you look like the diva i'd stop outside a toilet at an expensive foundation party for a good cause and you offer me a line

🌍 SEASON 4 — WAR OF THE WORLDS EPISODE 4: “PRESSURE TEST” 🔔 ELIMINATION ANNOUNCEMENT The house gathers, already tense. JB steps in: “Last episode’s winners made their decision. Tonight, two teams fight to stay in this War.” ⚔️ ELIMINATION MATCHUP penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife 🆚 wyatt & messyj The reaction is immediate: Penguinowen126 looks annoyed but focused. Wyatt shakes his head, clearly frustrated at being thrown in. Messyj stays quiet, visibly nervous. Several teams whisper that this elimination feels avoidable. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “BREAK POINT” Teams must: Carry weighted crates across staggered platforms Solve a physical lock while holding tension ropes One slip forces a full reset, It’s gritty and draining. 🔥 Key Moments Penguinowen126 pushes hard early, burning energy fast. Messyj keeps a steady pace, coaching Wyatt constantly. itsamodernlife struggles on the balance section. Wyatt steadies under pressure, making no major mistakes. 🏁 ELIMINATION RESULT 🥇 WINNERS: wyatt & messyj ❌ ELIMINATED: penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife JB delivers it straight: “Your War of the Worlds ends here.” penguinowen126 leaves frustrated but respectful. itsamodernlife is emotional — one bad moment proved costly. When asking the winning pair if they want to swap teams they both looked at each other and nodded, deciding to stick together. 🏠 HOUSE FALLOUT Back at the house: Wyatt makes it clear they won’t forget who sent them in. Messyj gains quiet respect for holding their own. Lewis admits in private that eliminations are becoming political, not strategic. Kemi clocks that strong vets are now fair game — titles mean nothing here. The mood is sharper, less friendly. 🍾 NIGHT OUT — TENSION OVER TOASTS At the club: Rain and Luna argue over whether it’s smarter to win or stay invisible. Dimitra and spacecowgirl feel relieved they weren’t picked — but exposed. Morgan and angiekstan joke about dodging bullets, but both know it won’t last. Several players leave early, choosing rest over bonding. ⚔️ DAILY CHALLENGE — “DIVIDED GROUND” Pairs must: Sprint individual lanes collecting puzzle pieces Reassemble together under time pressure Carry a weighted relic to the finish line Communication matters more than speed. 🏁 DAILY CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ kemi & melanie 2️⃣ goomybear & medusaluh 3️⃣ sobriquet & maxOra 4️⃣ trueblood & hausofkimchi 5️⃣ penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife 6️⃣ katieginella & imperio 7️⃣ dimitra & spacecowgirl 8️⃣ Rain & luna 9️⃣ lewis & metropolis 1️⃣0️⃣ FlaggedC & spacelab 1️⃣1️⃣ morgan & angiekstan 1️⃣2️⃣ rainolds & issyiss ❌ 🔻 ELIMINATION SETUP rainolds & issyiss are automatically into elimination Daily winners kemi & melanie will choose who faces them JB closes the episode: “Winning keeps you safe. Losing puts a target on your back. And in this game — no one is untouchable.” ❌ ELIMINATION ORDER 15th - misschloekay & samsam 14th - ivan1234 & pietro 13th - penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife

I am trying to read 100 books this year, I just finished book 1 which is Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman. I am going to review and let people know if I liked it or not :) It was a 6 ⭐ Read for me and probably the funniest book I have read. I highly recommend it! Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman drops an ordinary guy and his ex-girlfriend’s cat into a brutal, gamified apocalypse where Earth is transformed into a lethal dungeon for alien entertainment. Armed with sarcasm, stubborn resilience, and an increasingly unhinged AI system, Carl must survive floor after floor of monsters, traps, and cosmic absurdity—while millions watch. Dungeon Crawler Carl is outrageously funny, relentlessly creative, and shockingly heartfelt. What starts as a LitRPG romp quickly evolves into a sharp satire of capitalism, reality TV, and survival itself. Carl is a rare protagonist. He is grumpy, moral, and deeply human, while Princess Donut steals every scene she’s in. The dungeon mechanics are clever without being tedious, the stakes escalate masterfully, and the humor never undercuts the emotional punches.

🌍 SEASON 4 — WAR OF THE WORLDS EPISODE 3: “NO PARTNER IS SAFE” 🔔 ELIMINATION ANNOUNCEMENT The house gathers early. As host JB, you don’t waste time, “Winners hold power in this game — and silence is a decision too. The winners pick ivan1234 & pietro” Stepping forward, JB announces the matchup: FlaggedC & itsamodernlife 🆚 ivan1234 & pietro The house reacts immediately. Some are shocked. Others quietly relieved it isn’t them. No explanations. No justification. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “BREAK POINT” Pairs must: Transfer weighted blocks across a narrow beam Only one player can move at a time Any dropped block resets the station It’s slow, tense, and mentally exhausting. 🔥 Elimination Highlights FlaggedC takes control early, barking instructions. Pietro struggles with balance, forcing Ivan to compensate. Itsamodernlife stays calm under pressure — a huge difference. 🏁 ELIMINATION RESULT 🥇 WINNERS: FlaggedC & itsamodernlife ❌ ELIMINATED: ivan1234 & pietro “Your War ends here.” 🔀 NEW TWIST REVEALED Before anyone can sit back down, JB stops the house. “Winning tonight doesn’t just mean survival. It means opportunity.” ⚠️ THE TWIST Elimination winners may swap partners with any other team. Winning daily team is immune and cannot be picked. Once one person says “swap,” the other teammate has no choice The selected team must exchange partners — no veto, no counter-pick The house goes silent. Eyes dart everywhere. After a long pause… 🔁 THE DECISION FlaggedC speaks first. They choose to steal spacelab from penguinowen126 No discussion. No debate. 🔥 NEW PAIRS FlaggedC & spacelab penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife Some players love the chaos. Others realize their partnership is never truly safe again. 🏠 HOUSE DRAMA — FALLOUT @Penguinowen is visibly rattled, feeling blindsided. Itsamodernlife tries to stay positive but is clearly shaken. Several vets begin whispering about pre-emptive swaps. Morgan clocks the power shift immediately: winning eliminations might be better than winning dailies. Trust in the house drops overnight. 🍾 NIGHT OUT — LINES GET BLURRY Dimitra openly questions the twist, calling it “game-breaking.” Rain and Wyatt argue over who would survive a swap better. @Goombear jokes that they “wouldn’t mind a remix,” planting seeds everywhere. No one feels comfortable anymore. ⚔️ DAILY CHALLENGE — “FRAGMENTED” Pairs must: Navigate separate obstacle paths Reconnect midway to solve a joint puzzle Finish with a synchronized carry Communication is harder than ever — especially for newly formed teams. 🏁 DAILY CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ sobriquet & maxOra 🏆 2️⃣ Rain & luna 3️⃣ katieginella & imperio 4️⃣ goomybear & medusaluh 5️⃣ kemi & melanie 6️⃣ morgan & angiekstan 7️⃣ rainolds & issyiss 8️⃣ dimitra & spacecowgirl 9️⃣ lewis & metropolis 1️⃣0️⃣ FlaggedC & spacelab 1️⃣1️⃣ wyatt & messyj 1️⃣2️⃣ trueblood & hausofkimchi 1️⃣3️⃣ penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife❌ 🔻 ELIMINATION SETUP penguinowen126 & itsamodernlife are automatically into elimination Daily winners sobriquet & maxOra now hold power. “Partners aren’t permanent. Power moves faster than loyalty. And next episode — someone else will pay for it.” ❌ ELIMINATION ORDER 15th - misschloekay & samsam 14th - ivan1234 & pietro