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To my long time and new divas! 🥰🥰🥰 @xo medusaluh rain @sobriquet dimitra antonb josh motherfart sexytex puppies cristi @tropicoqueta stanleyseven nikky bomberv icameron jaxx kaliminaj maddie lewis @paigesings04 musiclover buffy lover faith3222T luxray casayo morgan And everyone else I’ve met along the way :) And the ultimate supreme leader diva sin

⚙️ EPISODE 7 — “TRUST FALL” “In Phase Two, the wrong partner can end your entire game.” After the shock purge last episode, the house wakes up quieter — everyone understands how fast this game can rip them out without warning. With only pairs competing, trust isn’t optional anymore… it’s survival. 🩶 ERA ONE puppies & 666 Lewis & ivan1234 marksmarks & death_metal 💛 ERA TWO kemi & Nikky venharim & stuartlittle16 jaxx & Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE musiclover & wyatt Rain & josh goomybear & angiekstan 🔥 ERA FOUR @katieginella & teafiercelyboots 🍷 HOUSE NIGHT — “Cracks in the Armor” The cast goes out for drinks, and the pressure finally spills. goomybear feels overlooked and vents to angiekstan, saying they’re tired of ERA THREE only valuing “loud voices.” Nikky calls out jaxx for overplaying politically, accusing them of “burning bridges too early.” musiclover and wyatt get into a passive-aggressive argument about who actually carried last challenge. puppies quietly reassures 666, telling them: “Nobody’s coming after us yet. That’s power.” Back at the house, alliances feel thinner than ever. 💪 DAILY CHALLENGE — “TRUST FALL” Pairs must complete a towering obstacle course where one player is suspended and blindfolded while the other directs them verbally through swinging beams, rope bridges, and a final balance puzzle. It’s about communication, patience, and composure. 🔝 TOP PERFORMANCES kemi & Nikky dominate again — clean communication, zero panic. puppies & 666 move slowly but never reset. goomybear & angiekstan surprise everyone with near-perfect teamwork. ⚠️ STRUGGLES musiclover & wyatt argue constantly, costing them time. jaxx & Jojingus lose rhythm on the final section. @katieginella & teafiercelyboots fight hard but fatigue shows late. 🏁 DAILY RESULTS 1️⃣ kemi & Nikky — WINNERS 2️⃣ goomybear & angiekstan 3️⃣ puppies & 666 4️⃣ Rain & josh 5️⃣ venharim & stuartlittle16 6️⃣ Lewis & ivan1234 7️⃣ marksmarks & death_metal 8️⃣ musiclover & wyatt 9️⃣ jaxx & Jojingus 1️⃣0️⃣ @katieginella & teafiercelyboots — LAST 🎯 WINNERS’ DECISION As daily winners, kemi & Nikky must choose who faces ERA FOUR in elimination. House debates venharim wants Rain & josh — “They’re unpredictable.” jaxx pushes musiclover & wyatt — “They’re already cracking.” Nikky suggests a safer political move. In the end, kemi makes the call: ➡️ SENT INTO ELIMINATION: musiclover & wyatt (ERA THREE) ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “TUG OF WARFARE” A brutal strength-and-balance elimination where pairs must pull weighted crates across a narrow platform without stepping off. The Battle: musiclover powers through early, dragging wyatt with them. @katie stays composed while teafiercelyboots keeps their footing steady. One misstep decides everything… At the final pull— 🏆 WINNERS: musiclover & wyatt ❌ ELIMINATED @katieginella & teafiercelyboots (ERA FOUR) ERA FOUR has officially been wiped out. 🏠 AFTERMATH Silence fills the house, One entire era is gone. goomybear whispers to Rain: “This just became a different game.” kemi smiles quietly from the balcony — still undefeated in dailies. ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC 28th - mmdd1996 27th - surfersorbet 26th - sobriquet 25th - dimitra 24th - cassideez 23rd - woodpecker 22nd - crimsonteer 21st - joaqmamaded 20th - @katieginella 19th - teafiercelyboots

⚙️ EPISODE 6 — “PHASE TWO: NO MORE HIDING” The game has officially entered Phase Two. No more hiding behind numbers. No more riding era loyalty. From this point forward, every move is made in pairs, and one mistake doesn’t just cost you — it costs your partner too. Four Teams become Twelve, but only eleven will survive the challenge. For the first time this season, players won’t even get the chance to fight for their lives — the purge is back, and the bottom team will be sent home on the spot. With power shifting to whoever can dominate under pressure, the winners won’t just be safe — they’ll get blood on their hands, choosing exactly who gets thrown into elimination. The Pairs are! 🩶 ERA ONE PAIRS puppies & @suicide Lewis & ivan1234 marksmarks & death_metal 💛 ERA TWO Pairs kemi & Nikky venharim & stuartlittle16 jaxx & Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE Pairs musiclover & wyatt Rain & josh goomybear & angiekstan 🔥 ERA FOUR Pairs cassideez & woodpecker crimsonteer & joaqmamaded @katieginella & teafiercelyboots 🏁 DAILY CHALLENGE — “The Relay of Ruin” (PURGE) A brutal, multi-stage gauntlet: puzzle → endurance sprint → heavy carry → memory test 12 pairs run staggered intervals The game shifts IMMEDIATELY into chaos because only the best 3 teams overall can win, and the bottom 2 teams face death. ⭐ TOP 3 (WINNERS) 1️⃣ kemi & Nikky (Era Two) — DOMINANT 2️⃣ musiclover & wyatt (Era Three) 3️⃣ puppies & 666 (Era One) → kemi & Nikky get power ⚠️ THE BOTTOM 11th place: Rain & josh (Era Three) — sent into elimination 12th place (LAST): cassideez & woodpecker (Era Four) — PURGED 🔥 ELIMINATED FROM GAME: cassideez & woodpecker (Era Four) 🎯 WINNERS PICK THE OPPONENT kemi & Nikky get to choose who Rain & josh face. Era Two talks strategy — and drama litters the room: venharim argues that Era Three is “already too stacked.” jaxx pushes HARD to target Era One. Nikky wants “someone messy” to guarantee a win. kemi wants revenge after Era Three trash-talked her last night at the club. 💥 After debating, they lock it in: joaqmamaded & crimsonteer (Era Four) A dangerous, emotional team — and they are FURIOUS. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “SPLIT SECOND” A timed coordination challenge where partners must navigate mirrored obstacles without seeing each other. Final Results: 🥇 Rain & josh — clutch performance 🥈 joaqmamaded & crimsonteer — strong but sloppy on last section 💥 ELIMINATED: crimsonteer & joaqmamaded (Era Four) Era Four has now lost four people in two episodes, setting them into total panic. Rain cries after winning — they say they “needed a redemption arc.” josh completely collapses on the ground afterward. ⚙️ UPDATED TEAMS AFTER EPISODE 6 🩶 ERA ONE puppies & @suicide Lewis & ivan1234 marksmarks & death_metal 💛 ERA TWO kemi & Nikky venharim & stuartlittle16 jaxx & Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE musiclover & wyatt Rain & josh goomybear & angiekstan 🔥 ERA FOUR @katieginella & teafiercelyboots ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC 28th - mmdd1996 27th - surfersorbet 26th - sobriquet 25th - dimitra 24th - cassideez 23rd - woodpecker 22nd - crimsonteer 21st - joaqmamaded

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And my boss says to everyone in the office that we can leave at lunch time and do a half day yasssssssss

@suicide (user) ♥️♥️ Thankyou for my gift :)

for me in AUS everyone is asleep and I only get to play one game against the same people :(

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I am sure everyone was concerned for my wellbeing as I have received over 3 messages asking where I have been but I finally feel safe to say that I was kidnapped by @suicide pimp while I was travelling in Indonesia. I just found out that they wanted to take me back to the UK to be their house maid which I feel like I am overqualified for. I am currently at a payphone in Brunei with only 2 minutes left of data and I thought I would update you all first am I didn't want anyone to be worried anymore about me. Can someone please gift lewis and dimitra as they said they would create a joint task force to take down @suicide kidnapping regime as this almost happened to puppies when she was travelling through Sri lanka. I don't feel comfortable telling you where she is now as I do fear for her safety as well. As I now only have 1 minute of data left I will leave it here and maybe enrol in an arena. Kind Regards, EDIT: medusaluh said that I can come to Canada as she has helped me get a fake visa to get into the country. A true diva!

Play cry for you by September puppies

You suck lewis And I won’t watch wicked now

My co worker wants to discuss the weather daily

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I am going for a month next year looking for place suggestions <3

Sorry its been so long since I have posted an episode I have been recovering from surgery :). ⚙️ Episode 5: “Fault Lines” The house is officially divided into power blocs, not eras. ERA TWO is furious. ERA ONE is cocky. ERA THREE is exhausted. ERA FOUR is melting down in real time. 🧢 CAPTAINS ERA ONE 🩶 @sobriquet & dimitra ERA TWO 💛 jaxx & venharim ERA THREE 💥 musiclover & josh ERA FOUR 🔥 teafiercelyboots & @katieginella All picks approved — still no repeats, no continuity problems. 🍾 HOUSE DRAMA — “Faulty Communications” ERA TWO is still raging from last episode’s double loss. jaxx confronts @cocacola12 in the kitchen: “You’re playing too clean to be clean.” @cocacola12: “And you’re playing messy because you have nothing left.” ERA FOUR holds a sad team meeting where cassideez calls out crimsonteer for “playing every side but none well.” ERA THREE tries to reset emotionally, but musiclover snaps at @raiden for “making them look like the weak era two episodes in a row.” Meanwhile, @sobriquet (new captain) is spiraling in confessional over being first-era-first-time captain: “ERA ONE expects me to be calm… I’m barely holding it together.” The tension is sky-high before the challenge even begins. 💪 THE CHALLENGE — “Chain Reaction” A massive chain-link team relay: Captains start by dragging a weighted chain coil across sand. They tag teammates who must attach color-coded chain pieces correctly to build a path. Last stage: the entire era must heave a final chain anchor up a ramp to ring the victory bell. It’s physical, strategic, and chaotic. Highlights: ERA ONE: dimitra is a BEAST dragging the chain solo for 10 seconds straight. ERA TWO: venharim dominates the build stage with scary speed. ERA THREE: musiclover and josh argue mid-run, burning time. ERA FOUR: surprising cohesion, with @katieginella taking leadership brilliantly. 🥇 CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ ERA TWO — WINNERS (Major comeback) 2️⃣ ERA ONE 3️⃣ ERA FOUR 4️⃣ ERA THREE — LOSERS ERA THREE is devastated. 🎯 ERA TWO’S DECISION — Blood in Their Eyes ERA TWO finally has the power back, and they want revenge. Deliberation Quote Board: “ERA ONE needs humbling.” – jaxx “ERA FOUR is already dying.” – @nikw98 “Send someone who won’t fight back.” – nolanosoprano But venharim pulls out the political dagger: “If we don’t hit ERA ONE now… they’ll run to the final.” ERA TWO picks: ERA ONE to face ERA THREE. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “Break Point” Players must smash through five reinforced plaster walls, each harder than the one before, dragging a heavy rope behind them. Once through all five, they solve a final symbol-lock puzzle. Matchup: ERA THREE musiclover (Vet) josh (Rookie) ERA ONE @sobriquet (Rookie) dimitra (Vet) The Battle: dimitra bulldozes the first two walls like they’re cardboard. @sobriquet struggles badly, getting stuck on wall #3. musiclover keeps pace with dimitra, showing pure vet grit. josh surprises everyone by solving the puzzle insanely fast. In the end: ERA THREE completes the puzzle first. ❌ ELIMINATED @sobriquet — ERA ONE dimitra — ERA ONE ERA ONE takes its first major blow of the season. 🔥 POST-ELIMINATION CHAOS ERA ONE is spiraling. ERA TWO is celebrating loudly. ERA THREE is fragile but proud of surviving again. ERA FOUR is terrified—they know two eras now have targets. The power balance is officially shifting. UPDATED TEAMS 🩶 ERA ONE puppies @cocacola12 marksmarks @death @ajfukdurdad ivan1234 💛 ERA TWO kemi @nikw98 venharim jaxx stuartlittle16 Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE musiclover @raiden goomybear wyatt angiekstan josh 🔥 ERA FOUR cassideez crimsonteer joaqmamaded woodpecker @katieginella teafiercelyboots ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC 28th - mmdd1996 27th - surfersorbet 26th - @sobriquet 25th - dimitra