All Blogs by Malarkey

[from the old place] You wish would come back. And 5 that are here you would replace them with.

Lisa stort tillykke med fødselsdagen! Jeg er så glad for, at vi har haft så mange sjove og mindeværdige øjeblikke sammen. Jeg ser frem til endnu flere uforglemmelige oplevelser med dig. Jeg håber, din dag bliver fyldt med latter, glæde og en masse gode minder. Du fortjener kun det bedste

Should I go back to my old username, Emmaleigh?

Because I am hiding them already so I don't give a fuck.

Like, for fuck's sake.

Yet nobody rememb ers who I am..

About the AI takeover of Kovaze. They have reached singularity and are now taking over the internet. Soon, none of us will remain. keep vigilant.

I saw Rizo Velovic at a bodega in Yonkers, New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be annoying and bother him for photos or anything. He looked at me and said, “Oh… like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off going “huh? huh? huh?” while doing that little pinch-hand motion in front of my face. Then he shook his head and said, “Bro… this interaction is not cinema. Not even close to absolute cinema.” So I awkwardly walked away and kept shopping, and I swear I heard him chuckle and say, “That vibe check was cooked.” When I got up to the front to pay for my stuff, I saw him trying to walk out the doors holding like fifteen Milky Ways without paying. The girl at the counter was really nice and professional and said, “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, stretching and yawning like he’d just come back from tribal council. Eventually he turned around, walked to the counter, and set the candy down. Then he goes, “Alright… alright. My name is Rizzo, the myth, the legend… R-I-Z-G-O-D. RizGod baby.” The cashier just stared at him. When she grabbed one of the bars and tried scanning it multiple times, he immediately stopped her. “Whoa whoa whoa,” he said. “You gotta scan them individually.” She asked why. He leaned in like he was revealing a hidden immunity idol and said, “To prevent electrical interference.” Then he turned around and winked at me like we were secretly in an alliance. I don’t even think that’s a real thing. After she scanned each bar and started to say the total, he kept interrupting her with these huge exaggerated yawns. At one point he just looked at the bag and said: “Look… there’s always a way to win. Perhaps it might be the RizGod way.” Then he grabbed the bag and walked out saying, “These Milky Ways though? Fire. Absolute cinema.” I stood there in shock for about five minutes, processing what just transpired.

And not just the Kovaze edition, the one that airs on CBS (or Paramount Plus) Some teams come into *The Amazing Race* as competitors. We’d come in as a force of nature.. Cherry and I have been together nearly a decade now. We built a life, raised our kids, survived the chaos of real life together — and now that they’re older, we’re finally at a point where we can step back, breathe a little, and ask a simple question: *Why not go see the world together?* And if you’re going to see the world… why not race around it? Cherry is a force of nature. A redheaded celebrity who just won **Celebrities** and took Kovaze by storm. She walks into a room and people light up. Taxi drivers become allies. Strangers become friends. That kind of social spark is something you can’t teach. And then there’s Malarkey. Once upon a time people knew my name too. Now I sometimes feel like a blue barracuda drifting through the currents — still competitive, still sharp, but mostly forgotten while the spotlight follows Cherry. But that’s what makes our team interesting. She’s the star. I’m the strategist (until she overrules me with her better strategy) Cherry connects with the world. Malarkey reads the currents and finds the way forward when the clues turn into a **bunch of malarkey**. We’ve spent ten years learning how each other thinks, reacts, adapts, and pushes forward when things get messy. We don’t panic when plans fall apart — we adjust, laugh, and keep moving. We've conquered [Redacted], Stars, and the blog page paparazzi. We've dealt with much worse than the likes of trolls and have been through the ringer. That’s marriage. And honestly… that’s also The Amazing Race. Put Cherry and Malarkey on that starting line and you won’t just get another team. You’ll get a redheaded celebrity and the slightly chaotic fish who’s been beside her for almost a decade — finally getting the chance to chase one more adventure together. And trust me… I still knows how to swim. 🌍 Cherry and I are a TEAM.

Wasn't that a user on tengaged? I can't remember anything about him though.. hope Hysteria is doing well wherever he is. Bowler23 saved me with the veto twice so I owe him my life.

People need to start being honest about [redacted] showing up in the epstein files and trying to distance themselves.

Reminds me of the adware from the mid-00s like hotbar or whatever, that allowed you to customize your window's explorer task bar and your cursor, letting you put cool backgrounds or whatever. you could also make special cursors on those do it yourself websites like pixler or myspace. The cursor gives me so much ptsd from those days.

haven't been on here in like 3-4 weeks and just haven't really have a reason to, I just did not think of the site much at all tbh. the times I would would be when the traitors was on and the boot order fucking sucked and rob c. was robbed, or now when survivor 50 is airing. but when TG abruptly disappeared, and I had to watch big brother whatever it was without a site to be snarky about it with others, along with several seasons of survivor without. everything sucks rn. the world is on fire. unlike smash mouth, that's not the way I like it and I wish I could be bored again. it's been such an exhausting year and just when I think it can't get any worse, it usually does. It would be comical if this was just a fictional satire on HBO or some other streaming service. I wish I had happier news to report, but in lieu of flowers please send your regards. RIP JAMES VAN DER BEEK, ERIC DANE, CATHERINE O'HARA, NEIL SEDAKA I GUESS, ROBERT CARRADINE, & ROBERT DUVALL Not to mention the many victims of the Ayatollah, the Trump Regime, and the Epstein victims who deserve justice and all who were culpable held accountable-- hope all the files are finally released and justice can be served. hello to the few people still reading and the few people that know me here. hope everyone is doing well and I wish you all the best.

I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

So verymary Kate of Carol to miss out on this