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staying still

Malarkey      ❤ 36    ▲1

they all say this place is just a game, but all i see is the light you bring to it. i’ll stay here ‘til morning if it means sitting under the glow of the screen with you. the arena was a blur, but 2nd place looks like a win from where i’m sitting. proud of you for every move you made, cherry, i’ll say i love you and mean it this time. say sorry for everything else. you know i think about you all the time. now that we're both out of the heat, let's just stay still for a while. i'm happy right here in the quiet.

But the surge of new people from Roblox have been kind of refreshing and nice to have around. There's an infused energy around here and it has been a welcome change and not just refugees from tengaged and/or zwooper. I feel like all I see are people bitching and whining about the new people or calling them annoying or just complaining, but I will take all of them over people like gagaluv. Each are different and have dynamic personalities. Some better than others. I just love the banter they have already and it reminds me of when The Challenge added the Brits and non-MTV people in. It changed the show. I hope we continue to grow and it's not just a life raft of the old sites. Love meeting new people and having people who aren't automatically better than me at every challenge (but many still are). I am hoping for an influx of Redditors or TikTokers next.

I am jealous of pretty girls

Malarkey      ❤ 75    ▲4

Like my new hair? Just got it. thanks tide.

I know we're all thinking it

Malarkey      ❤ 57    ▲4

But the Amandasings04 Big Brother blogs are just a giant circle-jerk for people who think they’re actual celebrities. They’re "interviewing" each other in Dubai-themed houses and rating each other's avatars like it's the Met Gala, but it’s really just 13 people in a Discord chat arguing about who has a "leaking bussy" while clicking balloons in your pajamas. You aren't on CBS, you're on Kovaze. The "house reveals" are just Pinterest boards, and the "gameplay" is just whoever can stay awake longest in a Discord chat. If I see one more "exit interview" for someone who played for two days and did nothing but post PYNs, I’m calling brookie from the circus to come collect their missing performers. I fucking love it though and cannot get enough of it.

Coming back to Kovaze

Malarkey      ❤ 34    ▲0

Reminds me of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Spoilers from July 2000 below in this cannabis-driven rambling. ------------------------ In the climatic finale of Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory find the Triwizard Cup in the middle of the Third Task Maze and are immediately transported via portkey, to a cemetery in Little Hangleton. Cedric is immediately killed by Peter Pettigrew, who then performs the flesh, bone, and blood potion, resurrecting Voldemort.Once materialized, he calls upon his followers to return to him. One by one they apparated to the cemetery. Not all, some lost their way, and some will never return at all. But Voldemort returned fully, more powerful then ever... until the end of the seventh book. Like the Dark Mark in the sky and burning on the flesh of his followers, Kovaze has had a way of pulling us all back in when we thought we were out. Tengaged was like Cedric, suddenly dead in a flash and gone. No closure. Nothing. The community was like Voldemort-- destroyed--- but only in body and name. It still hung on for life, the spirit of the community living on. It's so weird at times being back in a place so familiar but so foreign at the same time. It's refreshing though. It's like leaving a toxic relationship and dating someone new who is great for you and it is only then that you realized how bad it was. There's no bringing back that old place and good riddance. Not everyone made their way back, and some never will. But for those of us who did and those who are new, it's exciting to see us resurrected It's odd seeing old faces with new names or old names with new faces, but the magic is still here. The games and names are different but the heart of the community (for better or worse) has endured and in many ways, has been a positive and healing experience. Kovaze is home now and I am excited to see the site develop and grow along with the community and it has been a fresh of breath air. Cheers.

https://kovaze.com/shops I only recently discovered Bingo. It would also be much more convenient to access Bingo, the Raffle, Grabber, or the Daily Spin wheel much easier than having to scroll. Unless people think it is more fitting for the shops tab, you could maybe even move the vending machine? Maybe not though. Wouldn't mind to see more activities in the way future, like some sort of trivia game, or something in the jackbox.tv variety.

Just crossed over

Malarkey      ❤ 16    ▲0

SPOILER!!

please help me

Malarkey      ❤ 18    ▲0

i am a newer user to this web site and I am in need of new clothing. I am poor and blew all of my savings on a raffle and a dream. please gift me any clothing (or wigs) you can spare for dear ol' malarkey. have a blessed weekend

Who is missing here?

Malarkey      ❤ 19    ▲4

Besides @mahogany

Empty Title

Malarkey      ❤ 13    ▲0

2611 Angelic - 255 Deviled - 222 Frozen - 304 Solar - 298 Baby - 106 Gravity - 321 Floral - 113 Lunar - 165 Kovaze - 437 Nature - 390

I am a free agent

Malarkey      ❤ 22    ▲1

Happy to be here. Take me to the end.

Gift me

Malarkey      ❤ 54    ▲2

Barbie Cachos from the Foox shop. please who the fuck can afford that? but if you can, spoil me.

And you could still vote on blogs you are seeing for the first time. I understand why they do expire, but when I was a month late into joining it was noice to play catch up on plussing all the cherry blogs I didn't see.

Lack of Courtesy

Malarkey      ❤ 30    ▲1

I think that the biggest issue on kovaze at the moment is the lack of courtesy and the lack of respect. Bowler23, you know, if you want to play games with horrible tragedies like the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting and then try to call me out for sticking up for the victims, you should play games with tragedies at home. You shouldn't PLAY GAMES with tragedy on kovaze when people might get offended. Like, these things make me very, very vocal.

Congrats Dream!

Malarkey      ❤ 46    ▲1

Dream has become the first user to get over 60,000 points, cementing their place as 1st in the Hall of Fame. Congrats, Dream! What an accomplishment! 60,027 and counting! Several users are in the 50Ks, so in the race to 100,000 (or 75K) points, it will be interesting to see if Dream maintains the lead or if some of the other top users rise to the occaisson. Meanwhile, I haven't even reached 800 points or won a single game yet, so I will probably not be keeping close attention to the leaderboard, since I will never come close to that or make the leaderboard in any of the categories. I need to step it up. Or step down. (Editors note: The blog was originally entitled "Very soon" and was written when Dream had only 59,097 points. By the time the blog posted, Dream had in fact gained 30 more points, breaking the 60K, so the blog was updated accordingly)

Clearing up the Rumours

Malarkey      ❤ 35    ▲5

Within the past two weeks, I have received multiple accusations that I am none other than former hall of famer, celebrities winner, and all star Cherry. This is obviously not true. With massive knockers, I would very much like to introduce her to Jesus. #Conversion #MathCamp These rumors have originated from none other than Bagel, (firstly someone I consider not to be a credible source), who said I backstabbed him in an arena once. This is obviously absurd, because everyone knows I have never backstabbed anyone in my life. Please note that you and your friends follow me around the site and follow me into games, but good effort. I don't get why you care so much about who wins races, or why you're so certain I'd backstabbed, but you are wrong. Find a new victim. I kept it private these few days, but there are enough rumors circulating now that I will now be making it public. @Elphaba, I could say so much more to you, but I won't... because you're just not worth it.

Callout blog

Malarkey      ❤ 22    ▲5

Let me tell you something real quick shrimp it's like you're always the first one to call people out on their shit.. but what about you sweetie? Let me address something else as well.. who the fuck are you to judge the way my avatar looks? You look like a fucking orange creamsicle. #throwback

It's not your villain era

Malarkey      ❤ 33    ▲0

You just have unchecked internal rage.

It's time

Malarkey      ❤ 33    ▲1

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