IF THERE IS NO EASTER EGG ANNOUNCEMENT.. I WILL TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.

It’s interesting to watch how quickly the room fills with noise when someone popular like Tisha is targeted, yet how fast it empties when someone like Brxanne faces the same. While the behavior toward Tisha was undeniably unacceptable and deserves accountability, it makes me wonder: is our collective sense of justice rooted in principle, or is it a byproduct of who we like? If we only speak up for our friends, are we truly advocating for what’s right, or just protecting our own? At least the ratings are through the roof...put it on the ritz.

if we can hunt mushrooms, we should be able to hunt eggs. pleaseeeeeeee sin

MY RAFFLE BLOGS PAID OFF - CAUSE I AM THE RAFFLE WINNER, BABY! EDIT: Of course, this is the emptiest I've ever seen shops be..

I'm sick of the fucking gameplayers on this site. All they do is snake around and pretend to be your best mate when really all they're interested in is the $K cheque at the end. It's disgusting. Let me tell you something gameplayers: You will NEVER be ready. Remember I told you. I'm keepin it REAL.

There's like three blue squares, with the rest grayed out and I've randomly teleported a few times and IDK wtf I am even doing.

I got into one last week and accidentally immediately went into the cornocopia or whatever and then kept getting attacked. And then I clicked an arrow, but then my mouse conspired against me and clicked one of the fake ones and I died right away. IDK what I should be doing. I am not going on Discord or participating in that bullshit. That would be doing too much. Hope I don't die though.

Was during the mushroom hunt.

cherry

[from the old place] You wish would come back. And 5 that are here you would replace them with.

Because I am hiding them already so I don't give a fuck.

Like, for fuck's sake.

Yet nobody rememb ers who I am..

About the AI takeover of Kovaze. They have reached singularity and are now taking over the internet. Soon, none of us will remain. keep vigilant.

I saw Rizo Velovic at a bodega in Yonkers, New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be annoying and bother him for photos or anything. He looked at me and said, “Oh… like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off going “huh? huh? huh?” while doing that little pinch-hand motion in front of my face. Then he shook his head and said, “Bro… this interaction is not cinema. Not even close to absolute cinema.” So I awkwardly walked away and kept shopping, and I swear I heard him chuckle and say, “That vibe check was cooked.” When I got up to the front to pay for my stuff, I saw him trying to walk out the doors holding like fifteen Milky Ways without paying. The girl at the counter was really nice and professional and said, “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, stretching and yawning like he’d just come back from tribal council. Eventually he turned around, walked to the counter, and set the candy down. Then he goes, “Alright… alright. My name is Rizzo, the myth, the legend… R-I-Z-G-O-D. RizGod baby.” The cashier just stared at him. When she grabbed one of the bars and tried scanning it multiple times, he immediately stopped her. “Whoa whoa whoa,” he said. “You gotta scan them individually.” She asked why. He leaned in like he was revealing a hidden immunity idol and said, “To prevent electrical interference.” Then he turned around and winked at me like we were secretly in an alliance. I don’t even think that’s a real thing. After she scanned each bar and started to say the total, he kept interrupting her with these huge exaggerated yawns. At one point he just looked at the bag and said: “Look… there’s always a way to win. Perhaps it might be the RizGod way.” Then he grabbed the bag and walked out saying, “These Milky Ways though? Fire. Absolute cinema.” I stood there in shock for about five minutes, processing what just transpired.

And not just the Kovaze edition, the one that airs on CBS (or Paramount Plus) Some teams come into *The Amazing Race* as competitors. We’d come in as a force of nature.. Cherry and I have been together nearly a decade now. We built a life, raised our kids, survived the chaos of real life together — and now that they’re older, we’re finally at a point where we can step back, breathe a little, and ask a simple question: *Why not go see the world together?* And if you’re going to see the world… why not race around it? Cherry is a force of nature. A redheaded celebrity who just won **Celebrities** and took Kovaze by storm. She walks into a room and people light up. Taxi drivers become allies. Strangers become friends. That kind of social spark is something you can’t teach. And then there’s Malarkey. Once upon a time people knew my name too. Now I sometimes feel like a blue barracuda drifting through the currents — still competitive, still sharp, but mostly forgotten while the spotlight follows Cherry. But that’s what makes our team interesting. She’s the star. I’m the strategist (until she overrules me with her better strategy) Cherry connects with the world. Malarkey reads the currents and finds the way forward when the clues turn into a **bunch of malarkey**. We’ve spent ten years learning how each other thinks, reacts, adapts, and pushes forward when things get messy. We don’t panic when plans fall apart — we adjust, laugh, and keep moving. We've conquered [Redacted], Stars, and the blog page paparazzi. We've dealt with much worse than the likes of trolls and have been through the ringer. That’s marriage. And honestly… that’s also The Amazing Race. Put Cherry and Malarkey on that starting line and you won’t just get another team. You’ll get a redheaded celebrity and the slightly chaotic fish who’s been beside her for almost a decade — finally getting the chance to chase one more adventure together. And trust me… I still knows how to swim. 🌍 Cherry and I are a TEAM.