hello and welcome to the recap of what happened today on kovazia. this is your news paper host melanie, live from her bed with the daily reports. bigbryy99 faked a car crash and posted a gofundme to ask for money. kiss clocked the picture being from google. his response to the accussation made no sense, but he posted a new picture. this picture was from a car damaged at the front, while he claimed to be rear ended. miami threatened to commit self deletus over skinnisha survivor, hosted by skinny and tisha, claiming that the removal from the game was the final straw he needed to push him over the edge. in all seriousness, i hope that miami is okay and has calmed down from the situation. i want to use this opportunity to tell all my viewers that the internet is never that serious and should be a FUN addition to life. whatever is in store for you right in front of you in the real world is always way more important. amandasings04 leaked the memory wall of asbb3! kovazia is speculating who could be on the cast based on the shadows of the houseguests. we are all very excited to find out! tisha entered angie’s island, hosted by angiekstan as a bombshell. after the couples were made, islanders learned that one of them would soon be single as tisha could steal someone’s partner. tisha chose to couple with envious, leaving nick single. the next coupling ceremony is around the corner and the islander who remains single at the end of it, will have to leave the island for good. jadennator1 got her 100th race win! this is a great accomplishment, congrats jadennator1! mittens has come out as genderfluid and changed her username to socks ! this seems to be more fitting considering his request to melanie for feet pics. sin is introducing a long term game on kovaze. users are busy voting on what game they want to see. it seems to be a tight race between the challenge cutthroat and castings. we all await the final result as we are excited to see what is going to come to kovazia. as sin is busy with updating the website, melanie has been assigned the events role once again. she will be hosting some fun lil games for the community whenever she has the time to, as kovazia is clearly missing the events after the amazing gala we had. thank you for reading and i will be back tomorrow with more news.

mittens just told me he’d gift me kovaze premium if i send feet pics.. kinda weird? i think he should change his username to socks instead. update: socks

will be hosted tomorrow x

chris

THE NEXT RACE TO FILL WILL BE RANDOM RACE! This is how it works: - Each round, your partner will be randomized. - There will be no immunity tickets in play this game.

i will host a special race next

a special race come join x RULES - every round you get a new partner (randomized) - once per game there will be a powerup that lets you pick your partner for the round

the bigbryy car crash being fake.. like the fact people fake things like that is literally insane? and the audacity to post a gofundme link to scam people for money out of sympaty? i respect a side hustle like no other but this is just.. jaw on the floor, the fake picture too like oh my.

GRACIE IM COMING TO YOU MAY 7 2027 BABY edit: I WON ANOTHER WAR SO IM GOING TWICE

if you agree that @mittens should buy me kovaze premium

jaded idk why you always post hate blogs about your race partners being a nuke when you scored 3k in water tank? i think you need to take a good look in the mirror and observe your reflection because you are in no way qualified to treat anyone the way you do when you’re not even a nuke but just a whole 100 pack of hydrogen bombs.

i feel so disconnected and underwhelmed and not entertained

poverty on kovaze for the first time in a really long time. i currently have 600 koinz.. i’m broke.

than just a pretty face.

extrovert me would think about introvert me more because why did i agree to go to the clubs when i just want to stay home and get in my pjs and rot in bed watching tik toks

today i’m going to the strawberry drive in again. it’s like a mc drive through but then, no mcdonalds but its for strawberries. you can get strawberries with nutella, pancakes w strawberries, just everything is about strawberries. but oh my god i’m going to devour those dark chocolate covered strawberries bc they are the best imo.. like YESS. and they have dubai strawberry cup.. and i love pistachio so lets see what thats about

purple lace bra get your attention?

for the ticket war i’m about to go through this tuesday. i’m not ready, i’m not excited, but i am ready to sell my kidney on the dark web if it means getting tickets. does anyone have ticketmaster tips??