All Blogs by melanie

im nuking all races since the update i’m CRYING but i love love love the update

if anyone has any stock left.. theres 2 designs i wanna buyyyy i’ll give free perms and return the favour if needed when my shop opens!

my first ever kovaze look.. this is where it all started.

hello everyone! my name is melanie and i thought i’d make an introduction for you all to get to know me! im melanie, 23 years old and i really like cats! i’d go into more depth but i’m not even playing but i wanted to fit in.

i came to cause chaos in royale and did. they jumped me with 5 people i have to stan.. enjoy everyone!!! royale aint the game for me lmao

is a boring game

here is who i would cast as each character if kovaze was dance moms @frostbite as abby lee miller amandasings04 as jill angiekstan as dr. holly @shrimpfriedrice as kelly brxanne as melissa @misschloekay as christi pureessence as maddie katheryn as chloe venusvafa as brooke marieeve as paige drewmeliabedelia as nia sobriquet as kendall extra: marwane as cathy and christos as vivi

a kovaze: dance moms game.

in the yahtzee tournament.

finds out my disorder is now out in the open like oh gags a little.. i was so private w it cause i have it under control for the majority n it doesnt define me lmfao only 2 people here knew whoops

we fucking suck were such losers im laughing ralts023 sobriquet tide axel bigbryy99

now whats taking so long sirvivor lover

if u aint writing me a song or poem like ordinary by alex warren which he wrote for kouvr his wife i literally do not want u and i’m embarrassing you and saying no at the altar n leaving with the kids taking them to greece bc i like greece.

the eighty years war all over again. we’re back in 1568. THE SPANISH ARE COMING FOR ME (a dutch person). just wait for my iconoclasm. never thought that kovaze.com drama could have a way to show off my history nerd side..

the spanish premade now feels the entitlement that you need an invite to join their game? like girl.. if i want to join a public game on a public platform i will bitch. you do not own arena?? who tf do you think you are lmfao? carmencita get your fake entitled personality fixed, i used to like you but idk it grew to your head or sum.

to my best friend ever<3 itsamodernlife

the days where i was loved and popular on kovaze… LIKE THE CURRENT MEL HATE CLUB IS CRAZY but i’m touching grass now🥰

and i’ll divide you into the following tribes if you were to play survivor heroes hwest14 itsamodernlife biancabae icebeast dumblonde fairytales daze dailyicon glinda villains gabs lifeiscool paul misskant torimarie gabbes anti-hero’s nick glitter jaded kimmie irrelevant ethan yawnha

angiekstan pureessence connor (second chance) dimitra (dntm has kovaze in a chokehold) jaded daze melanie