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if OG Race never comes back Jaded is going to keep blogging about it forever, but if OG Race *does* come back we're gonna have to constantly see Race win blogs from Jaded... maybe the solution is just perm ban him? idk just spitballing here

i’m comfortable with the negs this blog may receive but i think if you’re begging for a game similar to Castings you need to be psychologically analyzed because that format sucks bad

primarily play Frenzy and Hysteria just never seem like they’re having fun on this website. like yall aren’t tired of being mad 24/7?

but i’m so bad at the new comps that it has made me no longer want to be on the website

but i think if you have over 100 AI generated outfits for your Big Brother barbie doll, the cost to acquire new pixels should not have a major impact on your day-to-day life and i think if you DO feel the need to crash out about how the puss puss labia exposed dress is too many Koinz there’s a straitjacket with your name on it

and suddenly we're doing discourse on the blogs page about how to add marriage and childbirth to Kovaze i think maybe let's go back to the drawing board on that one

broncosrule1999 was banned for "heavy multi usage" bc i never saw that diva score higher than 0 in an Arena comp so like maybe we should just let her have multis to level the playing field

you can join Royale and not let it consume every single part of a 24-hour day which makes it incredibly doable to play multiple back-to-back the past like four i joined (minus the one i just suicided in) all started late at night and i immediately went to sleep, then just kind of casually checked throughout my day. just because some of you are incapable of doing something normally and not becoming hyper-fixated on it doesn't mean i should have to stop clicking join raffle

hwest14 doing a “PYN and i’ll say if i can see us hanging out” then saying yes to everyone… my sister is so fake it’s sick i love him

but i really am kind of obsessed with Kiss like she rly ragebaits in a way i haven’t seen in years

so unbelievably dogshit at the new comps like it really is humbling

i still fucked your dad in both the ass and mouth in that order

standard and safety chain arena isn’t necessarily the fact that i have to speak to people or have strategic thoughts. it’s honestly the fact that 90% of this website’s users are so mentally ill and believe they deserve your undying loyalty if you’ve ever spoken and will call you a plethora of slurs if you consider trying to play the game like a game so like. sometimes i just want a gamemode where i don’t have to risk getting doxxed for my callout in safety chain arena you know?

how do you play it someone help

im choosing peace i dont have the energy to associate with mouthbreathers before 8am

my favorite recurring blogs page trend is when itsamodernlife tries to whack @Bitch by being like “SEE LOOK HOW SHITTY THE DESIGNS ARE” whole time it’s just something Chibi made

yall were just letting people upload anything huh

can we end this embarrassing trend of people feeling like they’re entitled to win Royale because they’ve helped others win before first of all you’ve never done a single thing for me and second of all i didn’t really sign up to work at the kovaze koinz soup kitchen

begrudge anyone for wanting to be handed a Royale win bc listen... if i can ask for a win i'm gonna ask for a win but at the same time i really have no desire to ever do a diplomatic ending to a Royale. like ur gonna tell me i just spent the past x amount of hours focused on this game AND talking to people i don't particularly like just for Wheel of Names dot com to decide whether i win? i'd rather do a naked handstand against the wall and have rubbing alcohol poured into my asshole