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Robbie’s 97 year old ass is gonna win anyway let’s all JOIN RACE‼️

writing lengthy blogs about things others probably don’t give a fuck about i’m gonna do placement predictions for house of villains 3 11th: Christine Quinn (Selling Sunset) - I didn’t watch all of Selling Sunset, but Christine is kind of nasty as fuck in the best way. I’ve been really wanting to see her on either this or Traitors, but I feel like this queen doesn’t have that social strategy instinct in her. 10th: Drita D’Avanzo (Mob Wives) - I’ve never watched this show but I’ve seen Drita clips, and she’s kind of giving “person who fights with Tiffany Pollard and makes herself public enemy #1”. Maybe that’s not the exact set of circumstances but she’s gonna do something to make the wrong enemy early and leave early. 9th: Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules) - I can feel a Johnny/Tom/Tyson alliance in the core of my soul for some reason, but I feel like people aren’t gonna like him and won’t want to live with him anymore. 8th: Tiffany “New York” Pollard (Flavor of Love) - I don’t mean to keep eliminating women, but I think this is about the time the fangirling will wear off and they’ll remember she has been on 100% of the seasons of this show. 7th: Tyson Apostol (Survivor) - Feel like either Paul or Ashley will get their shit together here and blindside Tyson. He’s really good at games but I think he’s strategist first and naturally villainous second. 6th: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) - Kind of giving Johnny Middlebrooks wins this round’s challenge and Kate picks a fight with the wrong person. She did an interview where she outright said she didn’t like someone from the cast (who is still in the game in this made up boot list) so I feel like that’s how she leaves. 5th: Johnny Middlebrooks (Love Island) - Probably a comp threat and probably annoying? I didn’t watch his LI season and he was kind of wallpaper on The Challenge so idk. 4th: Ashley Mitchell (The Challenge) - Circling back to Tyson, I think Ashley makes the move against him, then Paul cuts Ashley at the end because he knows he can’t beat her. 3rd: Jackie Christie (Basketball Wives LA) - She kind of gives random girl who is a big character but doesn’t actually do anything gamewise, so she loses in the end. 2nd: Paul Abrahamian (Big Brother) - Honestly this would just be funny. But I also really doubt he’s figured out jury management by now and a lot of these people aren’t gamers, so they’ll probably be bitter. 1st: Plane Jane (RuPaul’s Drag Race) - Honestly I’m realizing Plane probably won’t win but she’s the only one left. I really can see Plane and Paul working together and I feel like she may be more outright nasty than Paul and the jury might respect it. ——— I won’t be shocked in the slightest when/if not a single one of these is right but I was truly BORED! comment your predictions! or don’t! it’s up to you

gay people stay out of the comments because i know the joke you're gonna make but i mean a game on kovaze dot com

about this community/the TG community is it'll be midday on a Wednesday and someone will write the most elaborate novel-length blog about their random fixation. like you can open the blogs page and it'll be like "comparing every Subway sandwich to a Big Brother runner-up" i will always remember zimdelinvasor randomly joblessly logging onto the blogs page and posting shit like "An analysis of the Survivor Borneo merge tribe shelter"

from another user on this website (i wont name their name) asking if a full body avatar bent over like a plumber with its full asshole exposed is against the design rules does anyone know who i can direct this question to for my friend?

am the imposter in "among us" and someone calls an emergency meeting and asks me what i was doing during that round (PIC INSIDE)

really a mod if so i might need to start complaining about this website.

just knowing i could’ve joined that Hysteria and prevented Mezcal from winning… i’m going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

to watch RobbieRiot win Bingo PLEASE fill Arena so i can play comps and not think before going to bed

is good in the sense that it solves more problems than it causes, so it’s a step in the right direction i think what kind of made me stop playing is that to succeed you’re gonna have to fuck people over, and once you climb in ELO a bit you know you can expect to see the same people you fucked over within the past 24 hours. they get their lick back, your ELO drops and ur back to square one one lobby does help with that bc you can’t ELO matchmake one lobby but i think that plus the multiple lobbies to combat premades would be perfect. also think some randomly appearing twists (cliques, bb blockbuster, not necessarily these but something) could make it feel like ur not playing the same thing every time. before one of you big fatties struggling to breathe posts a blog saying i’m ungrateful and should appreciate what i have, please trust that i rly like what Sin has created and continues to create - i think there’s something really unique here and wanna see it evolve in a fun way also hi

and i’ll tell you which user i confuse you with sometimes (if any) ethan - evan rebranding - envious @mezcal - doom cristi - no one queen, there’s only one you

i’m never gonna complain about this website having moderators who enforce rules BUT like i guess i’m wondering how an anti-makeup design rule improves the site in any way? like yeah it’s a rule that’s in place so enforce it i guess but *why* does the rule exist is there some lore i missed

where were you when shayybayy was trying to be totallymicheal’s BM in 2013 only for him to tell her he’s gay 725 times

i’d been feeling a far more pleasant and less sinister energy on this site lately only to discover cheesecake pretended to get a job and left the site we won

Runaways im getting nervous he’s unemployed and doesn’t have friends so what could ever cause him to not log in for 3 days

no one remembers Tengaged user Perry10 who robbed a bank at gunpoint i frequently think of her bc there was a news article about it where they quoted her saying “Give me the money and I am not kidding.”

that in 17 years (ew) of being a part of this tengaged/kovaze community, it is EXACTLY the same if not substantially worse i have zero opinion and am not taking a side either way in today’s kovaze news cover story but something about reading an eloquently written multi-paragraph blog about a topic that would give an amish person high blood pressure really just hits different

in the year twenty twenty six of our lord and savior jesus christ is crazy the new era of OC will NEVER be able to relate to donaam trying to yell at you for burning down his minecraft house, only to be completely drowned out by his oscillating box fan

i'm a designer on Kovaze dot com i made the lesbian who would run a mcdonalds like the navy https://kovaze.com/design?designid=7516

i’ve pondered for quite a while and i actually think Race having ELO would be incredible the pure joy and elation i’d experience getting paired with an absolute tryhard and getting 2.5k in Holey… shit would hit like crack