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the Benop PYN would likely result in me killing myself so i will humbly sit this one out

post a full avatar design, MOD_Raven is achieving Ken Jennings Jeopardy-buzzer speeds to click the ban button but if you personally attack people on the blogs page we're doing a televised trial if i was a new user i'd probably log out and delete this from my Internet history

from an Instagram story ad and you're suddenly watching basement-dwelling Grindr trolls cosplay as housewives on the blogs page

to a swarm of angry British gnats in my mentions and Discord DMs mad as hell about the true things i said lewis we agreed right before DC like 24 hours ago that it wasn't personal. i'm not using you as an "emotional punching bag" i'm simply telling the exact same true story i've BEEN telling. i think if you STILL believe i was trying to get you eliminated a couple days ago when i made that group chat, you genuinely cannot be helped. if you choose to continue believing that i wasn't with you in that game that's ur prerogative callum respectfully i really do not give a fuck about you in any way shape or form. i posted a blog that was intended to be a joke about the fact that you sent everyone in your Discord contact list "Hey save me in celebs please love" which is pretty blatant spamming. your rebuttal can't be "i sent it to 8 of my friends are you sad you don't have any" when one of the friends in question is a player still in the game, and it can't be "well i didnt send them the link" as if it's rocket science to find the Celebs pollbox. any time i whack someone on this website their rebuttal is just "well ur fat fatty" and that's not clever because i know i'm fat and i enjoy having a beer more than i enjoy being skinny. if you're gonna try to troll at least come up with something clever like i'd rather you try to make me cry myself to sleep than recycle some uninspired read let's be better tomorrow please.

i guess i’m just wondering if spamming for saves is frowned upon in the same way it was on tengaged? like if callum was messaging his entire discord contact list “Hey save me in celebs please love” is that something that would be okay? if so i really regret not doing it

bad honestly and will almost definitely be a one and done for me there is a genuine and severe lack of intelligence from so many of the people who use this website. i will not carry a grudge with me but the fact that i heard Lewis and Kali were getting targeted and made a chat of people i trusted 30 minutes before dc to try to pull off a move - and then Lewis used that as a reason to target me 24 hours later - it’s just such an unfathomable level of density. maybe i had bad information but to tell someone the same explanation 75 times and they still don’t believe you is kind of like… ok. they’re clearly not providing textbooks in the pinkpantheress meet and greet line ultimately what i’ve learned from this experience is that i’m just gonna start sheeping the fam. any time i even had a THOUGHT about trying to pull off a move against them, some fat mouth loser was doing ESP and leaking it within 4 seconds. the blog after every major site event is “the fam only had 6 people in the game how did the 34 of you let us win 🤡” and it’s because half of the users on this site cannot get the fuck out of their own way. even though they probably never had my best interest in mind i genuinely enjoyed getting to actually speak to envious airi and jtee. the first two are users who pissed me off when i was new and i had a one-sided beef with jtee over royale so it felt cathartic to realize these are actually (somewhat) normal individuals

but lover only having a 5 is so funny to me like girl get up

but for the next 24 hours minimum i truly think experienced users should make a point to try to give the new people tips/save them in safety chain/gold star arena formats when we can. two of the five main fast game formats on here are infinitely less fun when you’re not good at challenges and don’t have a way to practice besides enrolling in a game - and if i was a complete newbie and my first experience on the site was: join -> get targeted by parvatishallowlover72 who has 10k points and 86 gifts -> get last place and have to wait for another game to enroll, i wouldn’t stick around idk i know this is lame to post but i do kind of care about ~community~ and the more we can show new players that this site isn’t a high school reunion for fat gay people, the less incestuous this site becomes

i’m so fucking honored omg :)

and you see something you want in shops comment it and i will gift people until i no longer have the koinz to do so

as if the most pressing issue on this site is an obvious joke vending machine token giveaway when i have nothing indicating i’m a mod or have the ability to do that

i liked on their survivor seasons Savannah Louie (Survivor 49, Survivor 50) Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains) Venus Vafa (Survivor 46) Erika Caspuanan (Survivor 41) Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pearl Islands, Heroes vs Villains, Game Changers, Winners at War) Heidi Strobel (The Amazon) Reem Daly (Edge of Extinction) I really liked Kass McQuillen (Cagayan, Cambodia) Michele Fitzgerald (Millennials vs Gen X, Winners at War) Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains, Winners at War) Francesca Hogi (Redemption Island, Caramoan) Rachel LaMont (Survivor 47) I also really liked Jerri Manthey (Australian Outback, Heroes vs Villains) Edna Ma (South Pacific) Dawn Meehan (South Pacific, Caramoan) RC Saint-Amour (Philippines) Ingrid Peppermorth (Bahamas) Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains, Game Changers, Survivor 50) Emily Flippen (Survivor 46, Survivor 50) Isabelle Gurdenbock (Palau) Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur, Winners at War) Carolyn Wiger (Survivor 44) Erinn Lobdell (Tocantins) Liz Wilcox (Survivor 46) Eliza Orlins (Vanuatu, Micronesia) Brenda Lowe (Nicaragua, Caramoan) Sugar Kiper (Gabon, Heroes vs Villains) Kara Kay (David vs Goliath) https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/12257

it kind of sucked but if you turn your brain off and just watch it without considering any plot holes it was fun you know what doesn’t suck and is incredibly fun whether your brain is turned on or not? saving Kovaze user shrimpfriedrice in Celebs 7 https://kovaze.com/celebrities_poll/12257

i'm going to be completely candid transparent honest and real: a vast majority of the people playing this game are fucking DUMB as shit. yesterday morning (march 2nd, 2026 of our lord and savior jesus christ) i was alerted to a plan behind the scenes to get lewis and kaliminaj nominated. i was not included in this plan, so i attempted to put together a last minute group chat to try to save two "british" people i considered "friends". due to a lack of literacy, lewis interpreted this as me attempting to cause chaos and ruin his game, because he is not the brightest bulb in the box. when you pair that with the fact that a lot of these people are content to just ride the coattails of the "big players" and hope they can sit in the fetal position until the big dogs start turning on each other, and here i sit on the block with three of my closest friends - people i consider family. i'm not going to come on here and beg for you to save me, but what i will say is i urge you to do what's in your heart. i've been playing nice and trying to be congenial but if i survive, it's over for a lot of the people in this cast. i didn't come to play a strategy-free game of Big Brother UK or rely on popularity like most of these people - so if you're upset you weren't selected in the raffle and want to see people actually TRY and play the game, save me. if you want to save the person who sent you a hair from shops four score and seven years ago, save them. that's not up to me but i hope you save me and if you don't you're kind of fat!

these do not click buttons are incredibly clickable

whole time it's summermariah and mackey

and i’d never target them in celebs 7 like that just really isn’t something i could imagine doing *camera pans to reveal Envious with a gun to my head*

rice

i cannot make the promise that it will be honest and truthful because if i dislike you or if there are qualities about you i don't respect, i will probably lie in order to get your celebs support. but pyn NONETHELESS jake - you have always been unbelievably kind to me and so even if you had a bad personality i would still like you. but luckily you are funny and entertaining so i don't even have to be fake! u are one of the few people on this website that i would actively go out of my way to meet irl so if i'm ever in austin we have to hang out hausofkimchi - i remember always seeing you on tengaged and wanting to be your friend bc you have always had this like. very specific aura that i was a fan of? like there was a small subset of users who became active after my time on the site ended that i wished i'd befriended so i am very grateful we've been able to become friends here! having you as a Race partner early in my kovaze life was probably one of the best things that could've happened to me on this site and i am proud to be the valedictorian of #KimchiUniversity class of 2026 brookie - i feel like we ran in the same circles on tengaged but we weren't ever particularly close but you were kind of just like ~a presence~ on the site. like everyone knew who brookie_cookie was. and i remember thinking you were severely mentally ill because your blogs were whacked the fuck out. now that we've spoken and become friends on this site i am proud to say i was right! but you're like the most charming fun type of mentally ill and i am grateful that we can be mentally ill friends pureessence - kind of similar to brookie_cookie, i feel like in 50 years when i start losing all my memories, i'll still be like "i remember pureessence from tengaged" bc you were kind of just a person everyone was obsessed with. and deservedly so bc you are very nice and you have made me laugh on several occasions! i have enjoyed our few Arena experiences together and i can't explain this thought but you seem a lot more put together and normal than most of the people on this site. king_bradford - other than the one Hysteria we played where you were soooooooo fucking unbelievably dumb, i've had nothing but super positive experiences with you. you bring a really good energy to any game you play and even after that Hysteria it was hard for me to hate you because you're just so genuine. i also frequently use your flame counter blog to try to figure out who is negging my shit so you're doing the lord's work! tisha - i kind of feel like you are the it girl of this website which makes me want to be your friend in a borderline desperate way. i'm like 85% sure i said this about you in my last unfinished PYN but even if you were being fake i appreciated that you strategized with me in that Outcasted, and i wish we'd been able to do more 2gether in Royale. i think you are kind of the poster child for "social queen of Royale" which breaks up the monotony of challenge beasts succeeding on this site so u are very important. @rawritwasnick - i honestly really don't know anything about you, but i do remember rawritsnick as a username from tengaged! i think we've been in a few Arenas together and i've seen you in the kovaze server and you seem very nice. i hope you stick around! pipes - i've been meaning to message you and ask you if you were itspipez on tengaged for the past like two weeks and i have simply never typed out the message and sent it. so i'm asking you now and i pray that you answer in the comments! other than that you have posted several blogs i remember enjoying and you have a really good PPG. and if kovaze had that tengaged competition that was like "whose avatar is this" i would get yours right every time bc your aesthetic is so distinct foxxlynsenpai26 - i don't really know a ton about you but that's better than me having something negative to say! i believe we worked together in a couple Hysterias before i decided that game sucks, but i also think you fucked me over in one? either way idc and i hope to see you in a game again one day <3 @messyj - if you put me in any game on this website and asked me to guess who was probably in the cast you'd be the first name i'd say. one thing i truly do admire about you is that for how frequently you play, you *truly* don't ever take things personal unless others make it personal with you - and that's hard to do bc i'm sure you've been betrayed many times! you are kind of an enigma to me otherwise but all i know is messyj's got the moves sexytex - you're someone i have mentally noted as "i need to not fuck over sexytex the next time we're in arena" because i really enjoy you and feel like i've never saved you in golden star so i need to RECTIFY THAT. not to repeat what i said to brookie/essence but sexytex is kind of just a username i remember and your brand is very defined. i appreciate your celebs support and i have quite literally never heard a negative peep about you so i know you're good people lolicapolica - we've almost never spoken but i kind of just inherently feel positively about you bc i felt like you were the one person i couldn't be mad at during that Outcasted for voting me. i think you and i are both unapologetic haters and that is probably my favorite trait in a person and i hope one day we can maximize our joint hating slay to really bury someone ethan - the most honest thing i can say is that i know you're not ethan000 and i don't really know much about you. i know that if i'm scrolling the blogs page and see an ethan blog, i will make a point to stop and read it because you always have something interesting/funny to say. i also constantly mix you up with evan but then i remember you're not a republican unless you also are @smores_poptart - your sense of humor makes me laugh and you posting "im gay hope thats ok with everyone" always gets a giggle out of me bc "hope thats ok with everyone" is one of my most commonly used phrases. i feel like you were the first person who was "new" here and became active after i joined so i will always look at you quite fondly bc i was happy to see someone else get the hang of the challenges and become an active presence jaded - i remember legitimately being scared of the name lemjam6 back in the day bc i knew no matter how evil i was, you always had the capability to say something more evil. but then we played h*llscape together and i kind of whacked the fuck out of you and vice versa, and i feel like we kind of developed a mutual respect for each other? i believe we're jokingly frenemies but i consider you a friend and i think it's not shocking how well-liked you are here @frostbite - i said this to you in discord DMs the other day, but i think you are incredibly funny - maybe one of the funniest people on this site - but have typically chosen to use your powers for evil and so you've always been polarizing. despite us both being nasty mean bitches i feel like we've literally never fought and i think deep down you are a good person. but like REALLY deep down. like buried. but i like you! yeehaw - not to say the same thing i said to smores but i feel like i really watched you ~blossom~ and start to get good at challenges even though people kept trying to whack you in Race for being a nuke and i felt like a proud parent even though i didn't do anything. you're always posting messages that get a chuckle out of me in games and the one Race we were paired in was fun and you kind of carried me a bit. i'm glad you stuck around and i am a big yeehaw fan! DOOM - you're literally the only person whose username i'm capitalizing here and that is out of a DEEP RESPECT. i feel like you are like top 3 most unique users on this website and i kind of think you are responsible for a lot of the trends on here. i'll go out of my way to read through DOOM blogs if i'm bored and i will always feel a very nostalgic fondness for you just bc i remember being a huge Vans fan. i DO hate that you're british though marieeve - i don't really know much about you but we've only ever had pleasant interactions! i remember you thought that the "ok so there's a 56 year old woman here" design i made was about you and while it absolutely was not, that made me laugh. otherwise i hope we get the chance to speak more! amandasings04 - kind of hilarious how much we bickered in the alias games we played together only to be good friends here. i remember when i started on this site i'd try to ask people questions about social dynamics/how to just generally play the games and i feel like you were the only bitch who ever answered and for that i am forever appreciative. you are kind of psychotic but i feel like i'm psychotic in the same way and so they could never make me hate you. stop trying to get yourself banned because i genuinely believe this site would be worse without you joeburrow - it always makes me laugh how much i thought you were a man just solely based on the username when we first spoke 😭 you're one of the few users here who i've NEVER heard a bad thing about like i feel like you are universally loved??? and that applies to me as well bc i am a big fan of you. i don't think we've ever been Race partners and so that needs to happen soon because i know we're snatching that W swiftly

on what makes us different when we really need to focus on what brings us together (supporting shrimpfriedrice in Celebs 7)