All Blogs by shrimp

to just be better as human beings. if you spend every single waking moment of your pathetic life logged onto this website there is no reason you should be tap tap tapping away at your keyboard to post hateful ass blogs about things on the site providing feedback is one thing but acting like someone who puts in a shit ton of time to creating a FREE TO PLAY website for you owes you something is another. it feels like many of you were never disciplined or scolded by your parents for the severe lack of manners or decorum you have and you need to be whacked bad

Sin tries to implement something to combat the chronically online losers joining with 10 person premades, the chronically online losers joining with 10 person premades complain incessantly if y’all want to exist in the same boring incestuous community for the next decade that’s on y’all. me personally, i think communities like this are more fun when new players have a chance and aren’t immediately crushed by giant decade-long friendships bc ultimately without new blood a community like this will simply die

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i’m buying a design from brookie every cycle

lose sleep to win Royale or quite frankly any game on this website - and i recognize that is entirely on me, but it does create a kind of cringe and toxic environment when you have people who are already devastatingly mentally ill running on zero sleep because they were waiting to get a Monster Energy in online hunger games also for future Royale players if the numbers have dwindled and you see someone offline in a zone, perhaps consider sparing them and using them the next day to kill someone who is a bigger threat to you - like maybe another one of the people who is spending 24 hours a day stalking for pop-ups. just a thought! i can't REALLY be that bitter though i knew what i signed up for and i knew i was never going to out-loser some of these people (with love)

calling people in Royale unemployed just to wake up today and get laid off this might be karma idk

i was killed in Royale by the user with the most incel-looking avatar on the website it feels bad.

i’m gonna try really hard to finish it this time but i feel immersed in the kovaze community now and ready to say things

here’s how it works

have danger looming in your areas but that’s none of my business

i could give my spot in Royale to Lifeiscool i know i can’t so i’m posting this blog exclusively to be performative but i still wish

dreamfyre especially you’ve run out of strikes.

i don’t have a fucking clue what to do in Royale and this is my second time playing like every now and then i see a popup and LARP as lemonface but otherwise im kind of there

Tisha the same since i learned she’s a MOD… this will absolutely severely impact how i speak to her moving forward.

there needs to be some sort of welcome/how-to document when you sign up for this website bc rn new players truly are not set up to succeed to be clear i am well aware that this is a silly little community primarily for cowardly twinks who would never get cast for reality television, but it seems pretty clear that there’s an issue when a vast majority of the successful users on here already had their pre-existing tengaged friend groups to help teach them the ropes. it is so unbelievably confusing the first time you hit that challenge button in an arena and ur playing holey. the first time i played it i genuinely gave it a full effort the entire time and got zero (0) points. and when youre new and 95% of the Arena games are Weakest Link (where ur probs not good enough at challenges to stay out of bottom 2) or Golden Star (where you probs don’t have enough connections to get saved) it’s rly hard to practice and not be a nuke in Race. kind of a rly vicious cycle i know im preaching to the choir here but if the goal is to expand the community we really aren’t at a place where it’s particularly welcoming

if Tisha is a mod i should NOT have called her all those things in Discord DMs (most were bannable)

Lifeiscool I see him blog about Royale maybe 72 times a day