All Blogs by shrimp

stop transporting on Codebreaker.

be shot in the head 894 times than get "interlocutions" in words

tubby arthritis-ridden hot dog fingers rushing to -20 every single blog

on Kovaze dot com today i can’t explain it i just feel unsettled…

operate from a place of logic, but i'm not sure how you could be a conservative and also be an active member of this website whether you *personally* agree with anti-LGBT MAGA ideologies or not, your vote and your vocal support directly pushes that agenda and actively works to take away rights from the people you're asking to use the POV on you in Hysteria or to buy your ugly designs from your shop i'm not here to try to change anyone's beliefs because you can't teach an incredibly old decrepit dog new tricks, it's just weird to me idk

pushing conservative beliefs on as a gay man on Instagram and somehow your massive veneers are somehow more offensive

this site would be significantly better if helen was more active

and wanted to share my current favorite poem with you all. i used to think poetry was cringe but i read this and it kind of brought a tear to my eye and made my prostate tingle a little and it kind of changed my perspective. “He goes by MessyJ He slid my way Said oh my Queen stay Gonna be ok Dang this man's so fine I made him mine Daddy's fly In Luna's sky Loves his feast He's a Beast The MessLu era Passion & terror Unbuttoned that collar Made me holla He's Master of moves Luna in his grooves Any season Messy's my reason Brightest halo Fast or slow Has my heart From the start”

i have some HUGE ideas that will truly shake up this website.

just come onto the blogs page sharing opinions you don't actually even have about shit no one really gives a fuck about like there HAS to be literally anything else you can do. read a book. pluck the petals off of a daisy. take a shower. do ANYTHING except spark debate about some topic you decided was important in your tiny little pea brain

some of the huge whales on this site who spend more time in a Hysteria waiting room than they do with their loved ones need to really gaze into the mirror and think about who they are i do not give a FUCK if i get evicted in a game but what i do give a fuck about is when some docile tub of lard tries to get buck behind their Kovaze barbie in a way they never would in any other circumstance. be normal and stop trying to be a real housewife i promise it’s easier that way

funny tengaged users that live rent free in my head and i feel like people don’t remember them so it makes me wonder if i made them up like i ALWAYS think about - WinAFreeIpad the account that was either some sort of spam bot that always posted “Ask me how you can too” - don’t even remember the username for this one but there was someone who would constantly blog like this Title: Is it snowing near you Body: Snowing - the girl maryselove who would join every Duel and then just go inactive and stall the game were these people real or do i need a padded room

that any time i post a long-winded opinion blog it's basically just me echoing what Sin said but writing it like a creative writing major with a Ketamine problem and yes it's because i've got my tongue eight inches out of my mouth like a gecko LICKING his boot in hopes of receiving favoritism when i do something bannable

for cheating in minigames and your counterpoint is that there’s others who cheat and don’t get caught is really laugh out loud funny like… what if you considered just not cheating. how about we try that one. also if you’re cheating to get further in Race i promise you should spend the time away from the website receiving daily therapy sessions because you have way bigger problems. i’d NEVER cheat in a game that didn’t have a cash prize

after i posted a blog about straight men being creepy towards women on this website i got like 5 different mails/Discord messages asking me if i was referring to like 5 different people (and the blog wasn't about any of them) the women on this website must have a customer service voice for straight men on here

going inactive in every single Arena you join has gotta be a reportable offense i wouldn’t personally report it because i’m not a huge nerd but it becomes unpleasant when the first two rounds of a game take half an hour and to be clear i asked Head_MOD if i could report this and they said “No you cant Head Mod”

the Hysteria format is fun, but it’s not particularly shocking that the second the waiting rooms went away we started to see premades in like more than half of the games and yes i know Hysteria was filling faster for a while but now it isn’t so like. what do we gain from not having a waiting room

to spread hate in an irresponsible way tag a user who will ruin your experience if you see them in a game. this is a safe space for hate so if they reply to your comment i WILL delete it