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that if your BMI is too high you’ll have to pay for a second square on the Kovaze collage

discourse about the previous collages, why would anyone be CLAMORING to write “PhaedraParksLover :)” on an unlined notecard and be featured in a jpg with dozens of other wildebeests like i PROMISE there’s not gonna be anyone in that collage that makes you wanna beat your shit

who got food i can have in royale

Dream very fatly attacked me and I got pissed so I attacked him back. then i tried to pretend i was good at Chainpop by publicly posting “fiercely gets the one comp i can beat Dream at” knowing full well i couldn’t beat his big ass

when i lose Royale i’ll simply say it’s rigged

saying a multi eliminated you in Race when the account isn’t question isn’t a multi isn’t a particularly strong basis for the argument that the site is rigged

Royale rules so far all i know is not to tell someone to eat the berries irl but otherwise im lost

i didn't realize Sin added so many interactive features to Royale (PIC INSIDE)

i'm getting so antsy i might give away my spot to Bagel emphasis on might because i'm not actually going to do it

bc i wasn't active on the site when this happened so i don't know if it was just a joke i'm not in on but when MotherFart posted this vlog that is obviously not them (the video is ten years old and doesn't mention Kovaze a single time) were y'all all like giggling bc it's a joke i'm missing? or did y'all really just see a hot man and start foaming at the mouth in the comments https://kovaze.com/blog/9776

carltonrs i lost the DM can you resend me the link to your autoclicker

to succeed in Royale the amount of "good luck with the sleep deprivation" blogs is frying me because i promise you i will catch a sufficient amount of z's.

what now

asking for a second game perhaps spam Indeed or LinkedIn with job applications

incredibly mentally stable people being selected for this cycle of Royale

you mean the thing marty supreme was doing?

we’re lost without you brookie

the OC i probably won’t call Mexash daddy but i have a big heart and a huge asshole

i receive a one day ban on kovaze for calling others fat on the blogs page while on vacation

and i’d like to end this dakota nena drama once and for all dakota IS mentally unstable but NOT fat she’s on wegovy nena flexing that you’re on vacation while playing four games today and tap tap tapping away on the blogs page seems contradictory now kiss