All Blogs by shrimp

to watch RobbieRiot win Bingo PLEASE fill Arena so i can play comps and not think before going to bed

is good in the sense that it solves more problems than it causes, so it’s a step in the right direction i think what kind of made me stop playing is that to succeed you’re gonna have to fuck people over, and once you climb in ELO a bit you know you can expect to see the same people you fucked over within the past 24 hours. they get their lick back, your ELO drops and ur back to square one one lobby does help with that bc you can’t ELO matchmake one lobby but i think that plus the multiple lobbies to combat premades would be perfect. also think some randomly appearing twists (cliques, bb blockbuster, not necessarily these but something) could make it feel like ur not playing the same thing every time. before one of you big fatties struggling to breathe posts a blog saying i’m ungrateful and should appreciate what i have, please trust that i rly like what Sin has created and continues to create - i think there’s something really unique here and wanna see it evolve in a fun way also hi

and i’ll tell you which user i confuse you with sometimes (if any) ethan - evan rebranding - envious @mezcal - doom cristi - no one queen, there’s only one you

i’m never gonna complain about this website having moderators who enforce rules BUT like i guess i’m wondering how an anti-makeup design rule improves the site in any way? like yeah it’s a rule that’s in place so enforce it i guess but *why* does the rule exist is there some lore i missed

where were you when shayybayy was trying to be totallymicheal’s BM in 2013 only for him to tell her he’s gay 725 times

i’d been feeling a far more pleasant and less sinister energy on this site lately only to discover cheesecake pretended to get a job and left the site we won

Runaways im getting nervous he’s unemployed and doesn’t have friends so what could ever cause him to not log in for 3 days

no one remembers Tengaged user Perry10 who robbed a bank at gunpoint i frequently think of her bc there was a news article about it where they quoted her saying “Give me the money and I am not kidding.”

that in 17 years (ew) of being a part of this tengaged/kovaze community, it is EXACTLY the same if not substantially worse i have zero opinion and am not taking a side either way in today’s kovaze news cover story but something about reading an eloquently written multi-paragraph blog about a topic that would give an amish person high blood pressure really just hits different

in the year twenty twenty six of our lord and savior jesus christ is crazy the new era of OC will NEVER be able to relate to donaam trying to yell at you for burning down his minecraft house, only to be completely drowned out by his oscillating box fan

i'm a designer on Kovaze dot com i made the lesbian who would run a mcdonalds like the navy https://kovaze.com/design?designid=7516

i’ve pondered for quite a while and i actually think Race having ELO would be incredible the pure joy and elation i’d experience getting paired with an absolute tryhard and getting 2.5k in Holey… shit would hit like crack

make it so difficult to get a top blog on tengaged now i come on here and post some shit like “Empty Title im up smacking my balls like a punching bag” and it’s immediately like 24 votes, 357 points

the genuine collective shock any time people on this website discover i have a girlfriend who i have been with for almost 5 years i’m bi i just sound incredibly gay because i’ve spent more than half of my life around the gayest people on earth (people who dress up their little virtual barbie to play hunger games)

they just caught Melodrama spending his government aid on Koinz let’s celebrate his impending incarceration by JOINING RACE‼️‼️‼️

someone on this website told me to use Google Gemini but that shit sucks ass

people have changed so much. like this man is a father of two

can anyone vouch for this man's whereabouts on january 6, 2021

this is NOT at all based on my real life lived experience with Kovaze users jadennator1 and Mittens in Outcasted game 9626 would y’all rather: - have someone loudly lie to you the entire game even while voting you out - or have someone completely ignore your DMs all game only to send you a very transparent jury pandering message on the way out